Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.

Glory ,'Potential'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jan 16, 2007 10:47:11 am PST #3304 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift, what does "goatse'd" mean? I'm afraid to read the article.

Oh, um, ha. Well. I'm actually loathe to tell you what it means if you don't already know, because it would be so very nice not to know, but you just can't un-know goatse.cx.

Stay innocent, Cindy. Think of the children.


Ailleann - Jan 16, 2007 10:47:13 am PST #3305 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Cindy, Hec just gave you pretty much the rundown. It's a graphic picture of... ack, I can't even bring myself to describe it. It's become rather renowned on teh intarwebs as a picture to gross out your friends.

Even now the image is burned onto my retina. (FTR, shrift's link upthread doesn't have pictures attached, so you could read about it, textily, without the lifetime of scarring.)

non-describey x-post!


Sophia Brooks - Jan 16, 2007 10:47:31 am PST #3306 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Every single time goatse gets mentioned, I look it up. Because I completely blank it outbetween mentions.


brenda m - Jan 16, 2007 10:48:40 am PST #3307 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Sophia, I didn't think that was possible.


tommyrot - Jan 16, 2007 10:49:10 am PST #3308 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

B.org needs the option to Block all posts referencing goatse.

Um, for the children.


DavidS - Jan 16, 2007 10:49:33 am PST #3309 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In brief, Cindy, it is the practice of mislabeling a link on purpose to lead people to a picture of a man spreading his butthole. It's a prank.

Speaking of men's nasty bits, here's the Sacha acceptance speech (which totally killed):

In making this movie I saw parts of America that were quite beautiful. I saw parts of America that were ugly. And I saw parts that rarely sees the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my co-star, Kenneth Davitian. When I was in that scene and stared down at your two wrinkled Golden Globes that lay on my chin ... I thought to myself ... I better win a bloody award for this. And then when my 300lb costar sits in on my face, I was faced with a choice. Death ... or breathe in the air of the small pocket trapped for 30 years. Ken, if it was not for that rancid bubble, I would not be here today ... and thank you to everyone in America who has not sued me so far!"


DawnK - Jan 16, 2007 10:50:00 am PST #3310 of 10001
giraffe mode

I completely blank it out between mentions.

Sophia, that's your brain's way of protecting you!


shrift - Jan 16, 2007 10:51:22 am PST #3311 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I tried to protect you, Cindy. I tried.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 16, 2007 10:53:33 am PST #3312 of 10001
What is even happening?

Thank you, Hec. You know, I wouldn't want to see that, but the explanation was actually milder than what I was expecting, when I read ita say she wouldn't even white font it.

How'd it get the name?


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2007 10:54:02 am PST #3313 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I have never linked to a photo of goatse Hec

ita, I really feel there should be a comma between "goatse" and "Hec."

Though, come to think of it, the comma-less version is correct, also.