Sophia, I didn't think that was possible.

B.org needs the option to Block all posts referencing goatse.

Um, for the children.

In brief, Cindy, it is the practice of mislabeling a link on purpose to lead people to a picture of a man spreading his butthole. It's a prank.

Speaking of men's nasty bits, here's the Sacha acceptance speech (which totally killed):

In making this movie I saw parts of America that were quite beautiful. I saw parts of America that were ugly. And I saw parts that rarely sees the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my co-star, Kenneth Davitian. When I was in that scene and stared down at your two wrinkled Golden Globes that lay on my chin ... I thought to myself ... I better win a bloody award for this. And then when my 300lb costar sits in on my face, I was faced with a choice. Death ... or breathe in the air of the small pocket trapped for 30 years. Ken, if it was not for that rancid bubble, I would not be here today ... and thank you to everyone in America who has not sued me so far!"

I completely blank it out between mentions.

Sophia, that's your brain's way of protecting you!

I tried to protect you, Cindy. I tried.

Thank you, Hec. You know, I wouldn't want to see that, but the explanation was actually milder than what I was expecting, when I read ita say she wouldn't even white font it.

How'd it get the name?

I have never linked to a photo of goatse Hec

ita, I really feel there should be a comma between "goatse" and "Hec."

Though, come to think of it, the comma-less version is correct, also.

Sophia, that's your brain's way of protecting you!

except now I have seen it like 100 times!

Thank you, shrift. I appreciate it. At least I knew enough not to click on pictures (or ita's links).

You know, I've changed so many diapers, and seen so many varied events while doing so, that I'm pretty sure I'll forget that explanation with little to no trauma.

ita, I really feel there should be a comma between "goatse" and "Hec."

Por favor!

Though, come to think of it, the comma-less version is correct, also.

Hisss!

More backstage Hugh just for Scrappy:

Asked what it was like to run the gauntlet of the red carpet, he said that this year, he had it lucky - he followed Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie through the press obstacle course. He said he was like "an old plastic bag… I just let them tow me along in their wake."

And he said it’s no less crazy to win a Globe a second time (and no, he hasn’t figured out how to display the pair of statues in his home, he admitted).

"There is no way to prepare -- someone asked me if it would all be run of the mill now. It is sort of like your second parachute jump. You can’t be blase about a second parachute jump and start lighting a cigarette on the way down…. It was really a very exciting thing, still is."

Grey's Anatomy backstage weirdness:

The weirdest moment of the night was when the “Grey’s Anatomy” cast came backstage to talk about their best TV drama win. Someone asked about whether stars T.R. Knight and Isaiah Washington had made up, and as show creator Shonda Rhimes was in the midst of speaking, Washington grabbed the mic abruptly and rather angrily it seemed, and said “No, I did not call T.R.”’ a homosexual slur. “Never happened.”

OK. Let’s just say the mood was not festive on the stage. If anything, the look on Patrick Dempsey’s face was downright icy.