Oh, ha. You know what's surreal? Having your supervisor's daughter bring you a picture she colored for you while you're in the middle of reading about the dude who goatse'd MySpace.

That article has no images, thank goodness, so I did not forever scar a young child today. Yet.

Even though Yahoo had Evagaline Lilly's dress in their Worst category I liked it [link] .

I think it's the colors. If the whole dress had been of the deeper mauve color, it would have been stunning on her.

I LOVED Helen Mirren's dress, it was sexy and sophisticated and goregous color on her.

I agree, although every time I saw her, the dress seemed a different color, from deep green to a very blue teal.

More Hugh for Scrappy:

"I am speechless. I'm literally without a speech. It seems odd to me that in the weeks leading up to this event, when people are falling over themselves to send you free shoes and free cufflinks and free colonic irrigations for two, nobody offers you a free acceptance speech. It just seems to me to be a gap in the market. I would love to be able to pull out a speech by Dolce & Gabbana."

Having your supervisor's daughter bring you a picture she colored for you

She colored a picture for you? I don't know why I find that odd...

Beyonce thought she was at the Grammy's.

Or a very daring '30s screwball comedy.

She colored a picture for you? I don't know why I find that odd...

Well, she's stuck at the office with her dad today, and she's coloring pictures for everyone.

Beyonce is a thin woman, but she is wide, ya know and I never feel like she fully dresses to deal with that.

His is still better. But I'd like to hear him say "Fuggetaboutit"(not that Dolce is that kind of Italian) Edwards' smile is amazing, one-to-one.(I had it turned on me once...I've not seen so many swoony women since Mom's "For Ladies Only" Pendergrass album.) Listening to Obama talk cheers me up. I wish I thought that made a President.

If anyone has fond memories of Woodsy Owl, you might not want to click on this. Anyway, apparently Woodsy has been re imagined. Or something.

[link]

Here's another then-and-now photo that serves as an example of the decline of civilization.

I am shocked and dismayed to discover that Woodsy’s patrons, the USDA Forest Service, has chosen to scrap the plump, welcoming design of “Old Woodsy” [left] with an outfit that looks like a man with a giant chicken nugget for a head. It is my duty to bring this to your attention. They put shoes and a shirt on Woodsy!

eta: IRelatedN, odd '70s Woodsy comic: [link]

There's a side profile pic of Beyonce somewhere that is much more flattering.

I'm wondering what Cameron Diaz was on when she got talked into wearing her dress.