Beyonce thought she was at the Grammy's.

Or a very daring '30s screwball comedy.

She colored a picture for you? I don't know why I find that odd...

Well, she's stuck at the office with her dad today, and she's coloring pictures for everyone.

Beyonce is a thin woman, but she is wide, ya know and I never feel like she fully dresses to deal with that.

His is still better. But I'd like to hear him say "Fuggetaboutit"(not that Dolce is that kind of Italian) Edwards' smile is amazing, one-to-one.(I had it turned on me once...I've not seen so many swoony women since Mom's "For Ladies Only" Pendergrass album.) Listening to Obama talk cheers me up. I wish I thought that made a President.

If anyone has fond memories of Woodsy Owl, you might not want to click on this. Anyway, apparently Woodsy has been re imagined. Or something.

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Here's another then-and-now photo that serves as an example of the decline of civilization.

I am shocked and dismayed to discover that Woodsy’s patrons, the USDA Forest Service, has chosen to scrap the plump, welcoming design of “Old Woodsy” [left] with an outfit that looks like a man with a giant chicken nugget for a head. It is my duty to bring this to your attention. They put shoes and a shirt on Woodsy!

eta: IRelatedN, odd '70s Woodsy comic: [link]

There's a side profile pic of Beyonce somewhere that is much more flattering.

I'm wondering what Cameron Diaz was on when she got talked into wearing her dress.

she is wide, ya know and I never feel like she fully dresses to deal with that.

I think she's dressing to accentuate the wide, but not to flatter it.

I'm wondering what Cameron Diaz was on when she got talked into wearing her dress.

I think you get a fashion pass post-breakup, but her fashion choices have seldom been wise ones, so maybe not. The hair just looked harsh, and I've totally forgotten what the dress looked like as a result.

Julia-Louis Dreyfuss was also wearing a short dress that seemed more cocktail party than awards ceremony.

My local news singled-out Vanessa Williams for most glamourous. Hoooo-kay.

Worst speech:

1. Forrest Whitaker. (He better pull it together because he's probably going to win the Oscar).

I completely disagree. His speech was not clever or witty, but it was heartfelt. He was truly overwhelmed. A lot of actors of his caliber would be blasé, but he was honored and absolutely speechless. And not in a Hugh Laurie way (who was the best speech)

How does she balance?

She’s sticking her ass out. She doesn’t have that much. Looks good, though.

don;t make me cut you, bitch

With my crow’s feet. You know those thinks are like knives.

I'm wondering what Cameron Diaz was on when she got talked into wearing her dress.

Or not to comb her hair. Maybe they said “It’s like the Project Runway dress, but so much worse! I mean, better!”