Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2007 10:11:04 am PST #3278 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Bam. It's the body that's the deal here. The dress is just arranged around it, to bring it out.

Day-um. Salma is just sex personified, isn't she? (Although I feel some residual dislike towards her thanks to her character on Ugly Betty.)


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2007 10:15:01 am PST #3279 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't like Lilly's dress, and I don't like her hair with it either.

Beyonce looked wrong. All sorts of it.


Sue - Jan 16, 2007 10:15:42 am PST #3280 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Beyonce thought she was at the Grammy's.


shrift - Jan 16, 2007 10:16:14 am PST #3281 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh, ha. You know what's surreal? Having your supervisor's daughter bring you a picture she colored for you while you're in the middle of reading about the dude who goatse'd MySpace.

That article has no images, thank goodness, so I did not forever scar a young child today. Yet.


megan walker - Jan 16, 2007 10:18:52 am PST #3282 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Even though Yahoo had Evagaline Lilly's dress in their Worst category I liked it [link] .

I think it's the colors. If the whole dress had been of the deeper mauve color, it would have been stunning on her.

I LOVED Helen Mirren's dress, it was sexy and sophisticated and goregous color on her.

I agree, although every time I saw her, the dress seemed a different color, from deep green to a very blue teal.


DavidS - Jan 16, 2007 10:20:52 am PST #3283 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

More Hugh for Scrappy:

"I am speechless. I'm literally without a speech. It seems odd to me that in the weeks leading up to this event, when people are falling over themselves to send you free shoes and free cufflinks and free colonic irrigations for two, nobody offers you a free acceptance speech. It just seems to me to be a gap in the market. I would love to be able to pull out a speech by Dolce & Gabbana."


Dana - Jan 16, 2007 10:21:14 am PST #3284 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Having your supervisor's daughter bring you a picture she colored for you

She colored a picture for you? I don't know why I find that odd...


megan walker - Jan 16, 2007 10:21:17 am PST #3285 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Beyonce thought she was at the Grammy's.

Or a very daring '30s screwball comedy.


shrift - Jan 16, 2007 10:25:18 am PST #3286 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

She colored a picture for you? I don't know why I find that odd...

Well, she's stuck at the office with her dad today, and she's coloring pictures for everyone.


msbelle - Jan 16, 2007 10:27:02 am PST #3287 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Beyonce is a thin woman, but she is wide, ya know and I never feel like she fully dresses to deal with that.