Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 15, 2007 5:22:47 am PST #2848 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sorry about the dog, Lee.

Good luck, Suela!

And I'm pretty sure it's msbelle's birthday today, so: HBD, msbelle!

Finally, wait. That question about the children was an actual question by an outside person?


Tom Scola - Jan 15, 2007 5:24:31 am PST #2849 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MSBELLE!!


bon bon - Jan 15, 2007 5:26:24 am PST #2850 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yay, msbelle!


Jon B. - Jan 15, 2007 5:26:32 am PST #2851 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Friendster decrees it, so it must be so. Happy Birthday, msbelle!


tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:26:42 am PST #2852 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

so: HBD, msbelle!

I read that as "HBO, msbelle!"

Anyway, Happy Birthday, msbelle! And HBO! (if you want it and don't have it.)


Sue - Jan 15, 2007 5:28:29 am PST #2853 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Happy Birthday msbelle!!


tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:28:59 am PST #2854 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, if you're standing on an infinitely large plain, how great would its gravitational pull be? Would any fundamental laws of physics have to be altered to allow for the existence of an infinitely large plain?


flea - Jan 15, 2007 5:33:18 am PST #2855 of 10001
information libertarian

We have a "suggestion book" where people write in silly questions (and, occasionally, actual suggestions.)

Here are others from this morning:

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

What is the prettiest color of underwear? [note: written in pink pen]

Would Achilles or Odysseus win in a fight between the two?

(Yes, pink, and Odysseus, assuming there's no rule about fair fighting.)


Hil R. - Jan 15, 2007 5:33:41 am PST #2856 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Would any fundamental laws of physics have to be altered to allow for the existence of an infinitely large plain?

Well, where is this plain? Is it an actual plane, or an infinitely large planet? Where do you get if you keep digging down?


tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:33:46 am PST #2857 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, would the children be able to coordinate their attacks? Like, would the first children to reach you start climbing on top of you, sacrificing themselves as more and more children climbed on top of them, crushing you? Or could you kill one child in a particularly brutal way, thus frightening all the other children (near you) away?