Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 12, 2007 2:19:19 pm PST #2431 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I'm a really polite person!

Civil, civil.

I'm currently all excited because I checked back with the Homicide reruns on Sleuth, and it's the post-stroke era, which they didn't show the first time around! Luther Mahoney! Dr. Cox! And, in an episode from earlier this week, Elijah Wood as a snot-nosed prep school kid.


sarameg - Jan 12, 2007 2:20:10 pm PST #2432 of 10001

I'm civil too! I'm allowed in public!


Jesse - Jan 12, 2007 2:21:12 pm PST #2433 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not civil enough, apparently.


DavidS - Jan 12, 2007 2:21:51 pm PST #2434 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm allowed in public!

Uh, did you see the APB?


sarameg - Jan 12, 2007 2:27:22 pm PST #2435 of 10001

HEY.

OK, can go nap now.


Kathy A - Jan 12, 2007 2:28:39 pm PST #2436 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Devi just licked the lightbulb.

Ah, but does she sit on them?


Burrell - Jan 12, 2007 2:28:56 pm PST #2437 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I think ita's tivo is possessed by demons.

Someone say something nice. Or clap your hands so that I don't die. Or something.

You are the prettiest, snarkiest kidnapper I know.


Allyson - Jan 12, 2007 2:31:48 pm PST #2438 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

whew! Thanks. That should get through the next hour or so!


aurelia - Jan 12, 2007 2:32:19 pm PST #2439 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Devi just licked the lightbulb.

Lick the lightswitch.

Rosie likes to lick the sticky side of tape. Of course I discovered this after I covered all the corners with Sticky Paws tape to stop them her from scratching.


Kathy A - Jan 12, 2007 2:34:58 pm PST #2440 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Amarna likes to chew on the plastic collars that come off of food tubs (namely, Ben & Jerry's ice cream pints). She claims all such plastic collars as hers and takes them off to be gnawed on.