I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jan 12, 2007 2:28:39 pm PST #2436 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Devi just licked the lightbulb.

Ah, but does she sit on them?


Burrell - Jan 12, 2007 2:28:56 pm PST #2437 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I think ita's tivo is possessed by demons.

Someone say something nice. Or clap your hands so that I don't die. Or something.

You are the prettiest, snarkiest kidnapper I know.


Allyson - Jan 12, 2007 2:31:48 pm PST #2438 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

whew! Thanks. That should get through the next hour or so!


aurelia - Jan 12, 2007 2:32:19 pm PST #2439 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Devi just licked the lightbulb.

Lick the lightswitch.

Rosie likes to lick the sticky side of tape. Of course I discovered this after I covered all the corners with Sticky Paws tape to stop them her from scratching.


Kathy A - Jan 12, 2007 2:34:58 pm PST #2440 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Amarna likes to chew on the plastic collars that come off of food tubs (namely, Ben & Jerry's ice cream pints). She claims all such plastic collars as hers and takes them off to be gnawed on.


DavidS - Jan 12, 2007 2:40:10 pm PST #2441 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is this a category on the $10,000 pyramid?

Things Cats Lick

Their balls
Lightbulbs
Their rectum
Pens
Foodtub collars
The sticky side of tape...


Lee - Jan 12, 2007 2:40:16 pm PST #2442 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Perkins likes pens. He steals them whenever he can. Uncapped highlighters are unusually fun in my household.


aurelia - Jan 12, 2007 2:48:48 pm PST #2443 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Don't forget to send Hec any photos of your cat with the Boogie Mat!


Lee - Jan 12, 2007 2:51:43 pm PST #2444 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Or we could just all post them here.

Cross posted with Bitches, of course.


DavidS - Jan 12, 2007 2:55:23 pm PST #2445 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::rolls itchy eyes a quarter turn::