Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 04, 2007 5:36:32 pm PST #152 of 10001

She's living in that one episode of 30 Rock that I've now seen twice.

I saw the heimlich one courtesy of Kat. I laughed. I keep meaning to watch more, but haven't figured out when it is on.

If I left the tp pack in the bathroom, it'd get damp, even if I could find a place to put it. It lives in the closet opposite the bathroom, so not that bad, but it annoys me.

I've taken some amazing dives in the shower (I have to remember to be really careful after I clean my tub. Rubber mats or sticky thingies gross me out) and haven't killed or maimed myself yet. But every time I start going down I think "oh fuck, this is going to be mortifying." Worst thing that's happened is the ceramic soapdish detached after I barely nudged it with my calf while I was shaving. Only a little blood and structural damage.


Kalshane - Jan 04, 2007 5:36:41 pm PST #153 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

99% of the time I prefer living alone. The other one percent is made up of toilet paper fetching, heimliching oneself on the chair and falling in the bathtub in a freak accident.

Yikes. Glad you're okay.

Falling in or while getting out of tub = scares the crap out of me.

Yes, this. A co-worker had a relative who lived alone and died by slipping in the tub and cracking their skull. It took several days for someone to realize she was missing/dead and find her body.

In some of my more morbid moments, I wonder how long it would take anyone to notice if I ended up dying in a freak accident at home.

One more advantage of moving in with the GF, I suppose. At least, if I ever manage to find a house with 4 solid walls, no uninvited guests (of the furry and/or skittering kind) and relatively low-risk of bullet holes that I can afford, anyway.


Pix - Jan 04, 2007 5:37:22 pm PST #154 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I ate jalepeno poppers with dinner. Deep-fried, filled with squooshy cream cheese jalepeno poppers. I had a craving and acted on it. That was a really bad idea.

For the record.


bon bon - Jan 04, 2007 5:37:27 pm PST #155 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

9:30 ET on Thursdays, sarameg. Also it's on their website, and, AFAIK, iTunes.


Kalshane - Jan 04, 2007 5:40:39 pm PST #156 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Yikes! Much ~ma to Fay's sister. Glad she's okay, at least.


Jesse - Jan 04, 2007 5:40:48 pm PST #157 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I saw the heimlich one courtesy of Kat.

Me too!


sarameg - Jan 04, 2007 5:40:54 pm PST #158 of 10001

9:30 ET on Thursdays, sarameg.

OK, EVERYTHING is on in that hour. I don't have that capability. Maybe when I upgrade my OS, I'll think about itunes. But...dialup. So maybe not.


msbelle - Jan 04, 2007 5:46:40 pm PST #159 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am never getting to watch tv shows again. FTR. I just spent an hour on IM with my boss doing work. I have more I could do, but no, I am going to bed. well after I set my phone alarm for 2am so I can take mac to the toilet. bed wetting can really just stop ANY moment. of course I am not willing to see if it has stopped except on weekends.


Cashmere - Jan 04, 2007 5:48:29 pm PST #160 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

msbelle, would you consider putting him in pull ups until he wakes up dry? That getting up thing has to be hard on you.


msbelle - Jan 04, 2007 5:55:04 pm PST #161 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

yeah, you know we just got him pull-ups and I have still been getting up. I'm gonna stop.