Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Jan 04, 2007 5:36:41 pm PST #153 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

99% of the time I prefer living alone. The other one percent is made up of toilet paper fetching, heimliching oneself on the chair and falling in the bathtub in a freak accident.

Yikes. Glad you're okay.

Falling in or while getting out of tub = scares the crap out of me.

Yes, this. A co-worker had a relative who lived alone and died by slipping in the tub and cracking their skull. It took several days for someone to realize she was missing/dead and find her body.

In some of my more morbid moments, I wonder how long it would take anyone to notice if I ended up dying in a freak accident at home.

One more advantage of moving in with the GF, I suppose. At least, if I ever manage to find a house with 4 solid walls, no uninvited guests (of the furry and/or skittering kind) and relatively low-risk of bullet holes that I can afford, anyway.


Pix - Jan 04, 2007 5:37:22 pm PST #154 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I ate jalepeno poppers with dinner. Deep-fried, filled with squooshy cream cheese jalepeno poppers. I had a craving and acted on it. That was a really bad idea.

For the record.


bon bon - Jan 04, 2007 5:37:27 pm PST #155 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

9:30 ET on Thursdays, sarameg. Also it's on their website, and, AFAIK, iTunes.


Kalshane - Jan 04, 2007 5:40:39 pm PST #156 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Yikes! Much ~ma to Fay's sister. Glad she's okay, at least.


Jesse - Jan 04, 2007 5:40:48 pm PST #157 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I saw the heimlich one courtesy of Kat.

Me too!


sarameg - Jan 04, 2007 5:40:54 pm PST #158 of 10001

9:30 ET on Thursdays, sarameg.

OK, EVERYTHING is on in that hour. I don't have that capability. Maybe when I upgrade my OS, I'll think about itunes. But...dialup. So maybe not.


msbelle - Jan 04, 2007 5:46:40 pm PST #159 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am never getting to watch tv shows again. FTR. I just spent an hour on IM with my boss doing work. I have more I could do, but no, I am going to bed. well after I set my phone alarm for 2am so I can take mac to the toilet. bed wetting can really just stop ANY moment. of course I am not willing to see if it has stopped except on weekends.


Cashmere - Jan 04, 2007 5:48:29 pm PST #160 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

msbelle, would you consider putting him in pull ups until he wakes up dry? That getting up thing has to be hard on you.


msbelle - Jan 04, 2007 5:55:04 pm PST #161 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

yeah, you know we just got him pull-ups and I have still been getting up. I'm gonna stop.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 04, 2007 6:03:27 pm PST #162 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Putting Emmett to work

Um, when did Emmett turn into Legolas, and why are you forcing your two children to indulge in pipe weed?