I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 08, 2007 2:50:44 pm PST #1272 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Everyone's a sassmouth! msbelle?


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 2:51:24 pm PST #1273 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Everyone's a sassmouth! msbelle?

Thank you. Techie set-up by ita.

Lighning round to finish. These are all quotes from separate people (no doubles):

"It makes me sad that my underthings will never turn into puffy flower parts."

"Apparently, knowing where the Internet axe murderers live is reassuring. "

"I say you should skip like a Manservant in a dirndl."

"...you're a turducken but with issues instead of meat. "

"You know what metric unit thingy I love? The angstrom. Because it completely ignores all the rules of the metric system. It doesn't even end in "meter." Plus, it makes me really wish "angst" was a standard metric prefix. I'd love to have just a few angstliters of water. Or measure my weight in angstograms."

"They're all "Naked girl! Smells good! Feels pretty! Oh, my god, she's letting me TOUCH her! I'm a rock star!"

"Nothing says Christmas like a sacrificed goat nailed to the boss's desk with the spilled innards spelling "Yule" in a lumpy cursive script."


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 2:53:14 pm PST #1274 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm sure you'd be willing to stab, but you're not a stabber.

I've totally stabbed! What does it take?

"It makes me sad that my underthings will never turn into puffy flower parts."

Zipless fuck! No idea who said it--just remember the conversation.


Jesse - Jan 08, 2007 2:54:41 pm PST #1275 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I've totally stabbed! What does it take?

It's about your essence.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 2:54:52 pm PST #1276 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Zipless fuck! No idea who said it--just remember the conversation.

Look again, I turned it into a lightning round.

Hint on that quote: she dances in the sand.


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 2:56:10 pm PST #1277 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"...you're a turducken but with issues instead of meat. "

Kat. About me.

It's about your essence.

You know what you are? Tosser.


juliana - Jan 08, 2007 2:56:55 pm PST #1278 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

"Apparently, knowing where the Internet axe murderers live is reassuring. "

Hil

"...you're a turducken but with issues instead of meat. "

Kat

"They're all "Naked girl! Smells good! Feels pretty! Oh, my god, she's letting me TOUCH her! I'm a rock star!"

Erin


Jesse - Jan 08, 2007 2:59:30 pm PST #1279 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"I say you should skip like a Manservant in a dirndl."

Dana.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 3:00:04 pm PST #1280 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Kat. About me.

Correct!

Erin

Yes!

Hil

Wrong. And yet...two of the letters are correct.

Dana.

Nope.


erikaj - Jan 08, 2007 3:00:20 pm PST #1281 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It was RIO, Hec.