Everyone's a sassmouth! msbelle?
Thank you. Techie set-up by ita.
Lighning round to finish. These are all quotes from separate people (no doubles):
"It makes me sad that my underthings will never turn into puffy flower parts."
"Apparently, knowing where the Internet axe murderers live is reassuring. "
"I say you should skip like a Manservant in a dirndl."
"...you're a turducken but with issues instead of meat. "
"You know what metric unit thingy I love? The angstrom. Because it completely ignores all the rules of the metric system. It doesn't even end in "meter." Plus, it makes me really wish "angst" was a standard metric prefix. I'd love to have just a few angstliters of water. Or measure my weight in angstograms."
"They're all "Naked girl! Smells good! Feels pretty! Oh, my god, she's letting me TOUCH her! I'm a rock star!"
"Nothing says Christmas like a sacrificed goat nailed to the boss's desk with the spilled innards spelling "Yule" in a lumpy cursive script."