Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 08, 2007 2:39:38 pm PST #1265 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sue?


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 2:40:33 pm PST #1266 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Correct, Jesse! Points for you.

Fill in the blanks.

[______] which now works, thanks to a D-link card -- the Linksys just didn't have enough granularity of settings, so I never managed to make it work with the same brand of hub.

[________] you misspelled blah blah blah blah blah.


Scrappy - Jan 08, 2007 2:40:46 pm PST #1267 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Megan?


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 2:41:47 pm PST #1268 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If I'm not a stabber, what are all these knives and swords for? Surely not only to slash.

ita, if you dont go to Krav, the flowers will surely be dead. THEY NEED WATER.

I'll go. Not allowed to call in sick to krav. Even though rumour has it I'm to teach L3 and L5. I'm not nice. Why do people think I'm nice?


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 2:42:55 pm PST #1269 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hint on the previous quote.

Who is a sassmouth?


Jesse - Jan 08, 2007 2:48:24 pm PST #1270 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If I'm not a stabber, what are all these knives and swords for? Surely not only to slash.

I'm sure you'd be willing to stab, but you're not a stabber.

I'm going to go tommyrot on the first part of the quote, but I got nothing on the second.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 2:49:51 pm PST #1271 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but I got nothing on the second.

Yeah, you do. Sass. Mouth.


Jesse - Jan 08, 2007 2:50:44 pm PST #1272 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Everyone's a sassmouth! msbelle?


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 2:51:24 pm PST #1273 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Everyone's a sassmouth! msbelle?

Thank you. Techie set-up by ita.

Lighning round to finish. These are all quotes from separate people (no doubles):

"It makes me sad that my underthings will never turn into puffy flower parts."

"Apparently, knowing where the Internet axe murderers live is reassuring. "

"I say you should skip like a Manservant in a dirndl."

"...you're a turducken but with issues instead of meat. "

"You know what metric unit thingy I love? The angstrom. Because it completely ignores all the rules of the metric system. It doesn't even end in "meter." Plus, it makes me really wish "angst" was a standard metric prefix. I'd love to have just a few angstliters of water. Or measure my weight in angstograms."

"They're all "Naked girl! Smells good! Feels pretty! Oh, my god, she's letting me TOUCH her! I'm a rock star!"

"Nothing says Christmas like a sacrificed goat nailed to the boss's desk with the spilled innards spelling "Yule" in a lumpy cursive script."


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 2:53:14 pm PST #1274 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm sure you'd be willing to stab, but you're not a stabber.

I've totally stabbed! What does it take?

"It makes me sad that my underthings will never turn into puffy flower parts."

Zipless fuck! No idea who said it--just remember the conversation.