We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 1:33:42 pm PST #1174 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Is that RL?


Cashmere - Jan 08, 2007 1:33:54 pm PST #1175 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Fruit Audit!

Half a banana for breakfast, half an apple for lunch. The boy lives on fruit. I can't seem to get him to try veggies anymore so I put both on his plate and hope for the best.


billytea - Jan 08, 2007 1:34:07 pm PST #1176 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"My raging id does not wear short pants."

Was that Nutty?


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:35:18 pm PST #1177 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Was that Nutty?

Well, done, bt. Points.

"I'm against recycling meat. When I eat vegetarian, I really mean I'm eating vegetarians. So no wolves."


billytea - Jan 08, 2007 1:36:15 pm PST #1178 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"I'm against recycling meat. When I eat vegetarian, I really mean I'm eating vegetarians. So no wolves."

Don't know if it was, but I feel it should be ita.


shrift - Jan 08, 2007 1:36:41 pm PST #1179 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

If you really want a swashbuckle-y type coat, get this one from Newport News:

Ooooh. Nice!

And I can't really guess the quotes in good faith, but I suppose I can update the BRQG later.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:37:06 pm PST #1180 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Don't know if it was, but I feel it should be ita.

You feel ita correctly. Points again.

"It's crap, but it lasts forever. It's the American way."


billytea - Jan 08, 2007 1:38:35 pm PST #1181 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"It's crap, but it lasts forever. It's the American way."

The producers of Everybody Loves Raymond?


Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 1:39:59 pm PST #1182 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Jesse?


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:40:27 pm PST #1183 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Quarter point for snark, bt, but no.

Here's one I forgot about (no guessing on this one, of course) while you try to figure out crap.

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Emmett told me the most elaborate, funny, bizarro horror story tonight. "And then the ash monster had lightning that came out of his eyes and lava balls shooting through his fingertips, and he roared like a wolf in pain at the spirit ghost of Dr. Frankenstein...."
Emmett: "And *then* they picked up the Golden Spear...
Me: "Where did they get that?"
Emmett: "The golden spear room."

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