You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Jan 08, 2007 1:27:26 pm PST #1164 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

julianna beat me to it.


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 1:27:51 pm PST #1165 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

shrift!


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:28:28 pm PST #1166 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Points to all.

Next.

"I have a can of tomato noodle soup. I can't eat it because tomato soup shouldn't have noodles. It just sits in the pantry like one of the wonders of my kitchen. I show people when they come over, "Come look at this. It's tomato soup. WITH NOODLES!"


Steph L. - Jan 08, 2007 1:29:32 pm PST #1167 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Daisy Jane.


Atropa - Jan 08, 2007 1:30:24 pm PST #1168 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I feel much better about not buying it now, Jilli. Thank you.

If you really want a swashbuckle-y type coat, get this one from Newport News: [link]

The price is reasonable, and the fabric quality and construction are good.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:31:09 pm PST #1169 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oooh, good one, Tep. Points.

Here's a softball:

" ...I've started inadvertently slashing everything. Adverts, soaps, everything. I got very excited about a TV announcer's introduction to a film for a split second before I remembered that a Slasher Movie wasn't necessarily full of gay sex. Sigh."


Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 1:31:18 pm PST #1170 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was gonna guess, but that wouldn't be fair.

Also, I knew shrift's quote too. Just too slow typing with my *$#&%#@ feels-like-it's-broken finger.


bon bon - Jan 08, 2007 1:31:51 pm PST #1171 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Adverts? FayJay.


Steph L. - Jan 08, 2007 1:32:18 pm PST #1172 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Use of "adverts" = Fay.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:32:20 pm PST #1173 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Points to Bon.

eta: Too late Teppy.

"My raging id does not wear short pants."