Points to all.
Next.
"I have a can of tomato noodle soup. I can't eat it because tomato soup shouldn't have noodles. It just sits in the pantry like one of the wonders of my kitchen. I show people when they come over, "Come look at this. It's tomato soup. WITH NOODLES!"
I feel much better about not buying it now, Jilli. Thank you.
If you really want a swashbuckle-y type coat, get this one from Newport News: [link]
The price is reasonable, and the fabric quality and construction are good.
Oooh, good one, Tep. Points.
Here's a softball:
" ...I've started inadvertently slashing everything. Adverts, soaps, everything. I got very excited about a TV announcer's introduction to a film for a split second before I remembered that a Slasher Movie wasn't necessarily full of gay sex. Sigh."
I was gonna guess, but that wouldn't be fair.
Also, I knew shrift's quote too. Just too slow typing with my *$#&%#@ feels-like-it's-broken finger.
Points to Bon.
eta:
Too late Teppy.
"My raging id does not wear short pants."
Fruit Audit!
Half a banana for breakfast, half an apple for lunch. The boy lives on fruit. I can't seem to get him to try veggies anymore so I put both on his plate and hope for the best.