Wow, that's some coat. Too much drama for me, I think, but very impressive nonetheless.

I bet the fabric photographs well, but is not-so-good IRL. Which is how a lot of things from The Pyramid Collection catalog are.

I think shrift needs to write a story titled The Incomplete Pirate. Maybe about Norrington.

Yes. Rightnowplease.

Fruit Audit!

Wha? Um, okay. I had a Jamba Juice, so I'm going to assume I've had two servings of fruit. Plus lots of veggies at lunch.

Someone please convince me I should not go smite the ProblemChild writer.

Fruit Audit!

Hmmm... does the Fruit Auditor accept bribes? I need him to "look the other way."

Fruit Audit!

No one expects the Random Fruit Audit....

(1/2 c. applesauce in my oatmeal -- and yes, that does count as 1 serving, b/c I checked -- and an orange with lunch.)

Oh wait, I had OJ for breakfast. Pulp included!

Vegetables are what food eats.

OK, so my tomato "fell off a truck". But we are both reasonable people, why don't you plant some seeds or something...

I had a Jamba Juice

Keep in mind how many carbs can lurk in a Jamba Juice. yeah, lots of healthy veggies and fruits, lots of carbohydrates.

I had two Rockstar Juiceds...and many hands full of dried fruit and nuts from Costco. Not a lot of food value, probably.

Not bad, Buffistas.

Tommy, I've got my eye on you, carbmaster.

Mayor says gas smell is probably not dangerous.

Probably? Not very reassuring.