Fruit Audit!
Hmmm... does the Fruit Auditor accept bribes? I need him to "look the other way."
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 12:50:37 pm PST #1131 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Jan 08, 2007 12:50:59 pm PST #1132 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Fruit Audit!
No one expects the Random Fruit Audit....
(1/2 c. applesauce in my oatmeal -- and yes, that does count as 1 serving, b/c I checked -- and an orange with lunch.)
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 12:51:29 pm PST #1133 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh wait, I had OJ for breakfast. Pulp included!
Connie Neil - Jan 08, 2007 12:53:00 pm PST #1134 of 10001
brillig
Vegetables are what food eats.
erikaj - Jan 08, 2007 12:53:08 pm PST #1135 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
OK, so my tomato "fell off a truck". But we are both reasonable people, why don't you plant some seeds or something...
Connie Neil - Jan 08, 2007 12:54:18 pm PST #1136 of 10001
brillig
I had a Jamba Juice
Keep in mind how many carbs can lurk in a Jamba Juice. yeah, lots of healthy veggies and fruits, lots of carbohydrates.
beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 12:57:12 pm PST #1137 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
I had two Rockstar Juiceds...and many hands full of dried fruit and nuts from Costco. Not a lot of food value, probably.
DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 12:59:07 pm PST #1138 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Not bad, Buffistas.
Tommy, I've got my eye on you, carbmaster.
beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 12:59:58 pm PST #1139 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Zenkitty - Jan 08, 2007 1:00:37 pm PST #1140 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Holy cow, it's windy. Almost knocked stuff out of my hands. Weather Channel says it's up to 30 miles an hour.