Fruit Audit!
Hmmm... does the Fruit Auditor accept bribes? I need him to "look the other way."
Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.
'War Stories'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 12:50:37 pm PST #1131 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Jan 08, 2007 12:50:59 pm PST #1132 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Fruit Audit!
No one expects the Random Fruit Audit....
(1/2 c. applesauce in my oatmeal -- and yes, that does count as 1 serving, b/c I checked -- and an orange with lunch.)
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 12:51:29 pm PST #1133 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh wait, I had OJ for breakfast. Pulp included!
Connie Neil - Jan 08, 2007 12:53:00 pm PST #1134 of 10001
brillig
Vegetables are what food eats.
erikaj - Jan 08, 2007 12:53:08 pm PST #1135 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
OK, so my tomato "fell off a truck". But we are both reasonable people, why don't you plant some seeds or something...
Connie Neil - Jan 08, 2007 12:54:18 pm PST #1136 of 10001
brillig
I had a Jamba Juice
Keep in mind how many carbs can lurk in a Jamba Juice. yeah, lots of healthy veggies and fruits, lots of carbohydrates.
beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 12:57:12 pm PST #1137 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
I had two Rockstar Juiceds...and many hands full of dried fruit and nuts from Costco. Not a lot of food value, probably.
DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 12:59:07 pm PST #1138 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Not bad, Buffistas.
Tommy, I've got my eye on you, carbmaster.
beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 12:59:58 pm PST #1139 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Zenkitty - Jan 08, 2007 1:00:37 pm PST #1140 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Holy cow, it's windy. Almost knocked stuff out of my hands. Weather Channel says it's up to 30 miles an hour.