I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jan 08, 2007 12:26:45 pm PST #1122 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I go outside!

To smoke!


shrift - Jan 08, 2007 12:30:12 pm PST #1123 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

To smoke!

I'm not built for sweltering heat, woman!


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 12:39:12 pm PST #1124 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Fruit Audit!

Has everybody had their recommended two servings of fruit today?

If not, why not?!


Consuela - Jan 08, 2007 12:45:38 pm PST #1125 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Nope, but I had a couple servings of veggies in my lunch.


erikaj - Jan 08, 2007 12:47:24 pm PST #1126 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yes...I think. I had oranges and bananas...is that two or one?


Ginger - Jan 08, 2007 12:48:00 pm PST #1127 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I had two clementines.


megan walker - Jan 08, 2007 12:50:10 pm PST #1128 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I'm eating a clementine right now, A naturally IFG!


Zenkitty - Jan 08, 2007 12:50:30 pm PST #1129 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

There were blueberries in my yogurt and tomatoes in my chili.


Atropa - Jan 08, 2007 12:50:35 pm PST #1130 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Wow, that's some coat. Too much drama for me, I think, but very impressive nonetheless.

I bet the fabric photographs well, but is not-so-good IRL. Which is how a lot of things from The Pyramid Collection catalog are.

I think shrift needs to write a story titled The Incomplete Pirate. Maybe about Norrington.

Yes. Rightnowplease.

Fruit Audit!

Wha? Um, okay. I had a Jamba Juice, so I'm going to assume I've had two servings of fruit. Plus lots of veggies at lunch.

Someone please convince me I should not go smite the ProblemChild writer.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 12:50:37 pm PST #1131 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fruit Audit!

Hmmm... does the Fruit Auditor accept bribes? I need him to "look the other way."