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Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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Jessica - Aug 06, 2008 3:35:26 am PDT #7332 of 25501
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2008 4:21:51 am PDT #7333 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The comments are funny too. I agree that this restaurant should franchise....
Jon B. - Aug 06, 2008 4:54:48 am PDT #7334 of 25501
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
My favorite is comment #20. YATHINK?!
Jessica - Aug 06, 2008 4:57:50 am PDT #7335 of 25501
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
This isn't really a question. I hate everything about Office 2007. How can I make it stop being so fucking irritating? Is there a plugin for that?
Gudanov - Aug 06, 2008 4:59:53 am PDT #7336 of 25501
Coding and Sleeping
How can I make it stop being so fucking irritating? Is there a plugin for that?
Yes, it's called Office XP.
There's also an unofficial plug-in called OpenOffice
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2008 5:01:26 am PDT #7337 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This isn't really a question. I hate everything about Office 2007.
I don't hate everything about office 2007. But I do have to learn how to programmatically change the Ribbon using XML (or is it XSL?), which I am not looking forward to....
Jessica - Aug 06, 2008 5:09:34 am PDT #7338 of 25501
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I have OpenOffice on my Mac and love it, but my workstation PC can only run the approved [Companyname] desktop suite, which unfortunately includes this TOTAL PIECE OF CRAP WHICH DOES NOT WORK.
Jessica - Aug 06, 2008 5:28:27 am PDT #7339 of 25501
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Okay, now I do have a specific question. I have an Excel spreadsheet with macros in it. It was designed many years ago by a committee of deranged weasels, but unfortunately we are required to use it when sending orders to one particular facility because it's compatible with something on their end that nothing else is.
SOMEHOW in the transition from Excel 2003 to Excel 2007, it has become password-protected and encrypted. I cannot for the life of me figure out how to remove these things so that the person I am sending it to can open it. Help?
[eta: Wait, I think I found it. Buried under about fifteen thousand layers of non-intuitive dropdown menus. Thanks, Microsoft, for your continuing commitment to usability.]
Tom Scola - Aug 06, 2008 8:23:48 am PDT #7340 of 25501
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
omnis_audis - Aug 06, 2008 10:24:25 am PDT #7341 of 25501
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I have a couple silly OS-X 10.5.x questions.
- it seems everytime my computer goes to sleep, it logs me out and quits all applications. Kind of annoying. I can't seem to find that option to turn off.
- how does one change the position of an icon in the dock? You used to be able to click and slide it around. It doesn't seem to do that. I can remove it, but not move it.
I'm sure I'm being a bonehead, but brain is full from new job stuff.