Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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Jon B. - May 02, 2008 11:21:48 am PDT #5992 of 25501
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I think you put the R2 unit into position, then plug in your optical cable.

So you impress everyone by using the MF remote control to put R2 into position.

. . .

Then you get up out of your recliner to plug in a cable.

Smoooooth...


tommyrot - May 02, 2008 11:24:55 am PDT #5993 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or, you know, you get one of those rotary Imperial computer ports, and have R2 connect to that for the surround sound.


Laga - May 02, 2008 11:27:14 am PDT #5994 of 25501
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'd like it to toss me my light saber.


Miracleman - May 02, 2008 11:29:11 am PDT #5995 of 25501
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'd like it to toss me my light saber.

I'd like it to toss me a beer.

...and a lightsaber.


tommyrot - May 02, 2008 11:29:50 am PDT #5996 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

...to open the beer.


NoiseDesign - May 02, 2008 11:30:21 am PDT #5997 of 25501
Our wings are not tired

I want it to toss me Leia in the slave girl bikini.


Miracleman - May 02, 2008 11:31:02 am PDT #5998 of 25501
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Damn. ND ftw.


Sean K - May 02, 2008 11:31:06 am PDT #5999 of 25501
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So you impress everyone by using the MF remote control to put R2 into position.

. . .

Then you get up out of your recliner to plug in a cable.

Smoooooth...

Well, at some point, you have to plug your game console into it, too. Or your computer, to program it or display stuff from your computer.


§ ita § - May 02, 2008 11:31:23 am PDT #6000 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How about just having it toss your salad?


tommyrot - May 02, 2008 11:31:33 am PDT #6001 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Here you go, MM: [link]

Although either that's a huge beer bottle, or a tiny R2.