This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Buffistechnology 3: "Press Some Buttons, See What Happens."

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§ ita § - May 02, 2008 11:31:23 am PDT #6000 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How about just having it toss your salad?


tommyrot - May 02, 2008 11:31:33 am PDT #6001 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Here you go, MM: [link]

Although either that's a huge beer bottle, or a tiny R2.


Miracleman - May 02, 2008 11:32:27 am PDT #6002 of 25501
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Here you go, MM: [link]

Ssssswwwwweeeeeetttt.


tommyrot - May 02, 2008 11:32:50 am PDT #6003 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How about just having it toss your salad?

Or your cookies?


§ ita § - May 02, 2008 1:04:59 pm PDT #6004 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Anyone been paying attention to Psystar and their selling of OS X on non-Apple hardware? They make noises like it's legit, and tout their better value, but System Update is broken. That's mighty sensible.

Finally got my Powerbook back from the shady repair place, and had to listen while they condescended to me and explained themselves very patiently. I had to laugh when the guy was trying to explain file permissions to me, because he couldn't actually remember "execute." Still, a point I didn't want to ask him because I'd been there way too long already--why should we be repairing permissions in OS X periodically? How are they something that drift?

Gud, BTW, the Powerbook sees Blaise as being in MSHOME and not Velvet too. I'm gonna fiddle more on the weekend.


omnis_audis - May 02, 2008 1:05:28 pm PDT #6005 of 25501
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ok, first reaction was : WANT. Second was: you REALLY need white walls then. And forget about the popcorn ceilings. If I had that cool, open floor plan- loftish place, that would totally make sense. And if it has a speaker built into it, and it can play the iPod, it'd be a neat party trick, to have roving music.

Any idea on price? Or is it "if you have to ask, you can't afford" deals?


§ ita § - May 02, 2008 1:20:29 pm PDT #6006 of 25501
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN.

How random and seemingly pointless is that? I can telnet into my TiVo. I feel compelled to write something in Perl to take advantage of that.


tommyrot - May 02, 2008 1:23:21 pm PDT #6007 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That is pretty cool. I can use telnet to have my TiVo record something, or change the channel. Because... it just is.


NoiseDesign - May 02, 2008 1:45:49 pm PDT #6008 of 25501
Our wings are not tired

It in Tivo now because high end home theatre intalls use Crestron and AMX controllers which are somewhat built around RS232 and now Telnet control of devices. I could control Tivo from an SFX machine.


tommyrot - May 02, 2008 1:47:42 pm PDT #6009 of 25501
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wonder if I could use my 25 year old Radio Shack Model 100 laptop to control my TiVo....

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