An orginal receipt and proof of purchase?
Did you check the "Related News" tab?
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Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.
'Dirty Girls'
Buffistechnology 3: "Press Some Buttons, See What Happens."
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§ ita § - Sep 10, 2007 8:14:58 am PDT #2721 of 25496
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Theodosia - Sep 10, 2007 8:15:13 am PDT #2722 of 25496
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Hmmm... note that another story on that site is Apple Store to Begin Charging Entrance Fee"
Theodosia - Sep 10, 2007 8:16:08 am PDT #2723 of 25496
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
ita: great minds suspicion alike.
tommyrot - Sep 10, 2007 8:17:13 am PDT #2724 of 25496
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sorry, I just assumed everyone would get the joke right away.
Which, I dunno, but I can be rather gullible from time to time myself....
Polter-Cow - Sep 10, 2007 8:34:14 am PDT #2725 of 25496
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I totally did not get the joke at first either.
Now: hee!
DXMachina - Sep 10, 2007 9:02:32 am PDT #2726 of 25496
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I liked the bit where if everyone who ever bought one claimed the refund, Apple would be liable for $70,000. Nice touch.
DCJensen - Sep 10, 2007 6:03:49 pm PDT #2727 of 25496
All is well that ends in pizza.
I would buy a Lisa right now, if cheap. Like under $30.
Preferably not one that had been "upgraded" to a MacXL, but I wouldn't run away too quickly.
flea - Sep 11, 2007 7:57:06 am PDT #2728 of 25496
information libertarian
Can I boast of my technological breakthrough? I have learned how to create search plug-ins for my work's research databases! I even figured out how to put in the EZProxy code! Fear my elite skills!
(It's actually really easy. There's a generator. But most of the people I work with don't even know what a search plug-in IS.)
amych - Sep 11, 2007 9:43:53 am PDT #2729 of 25496
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
You rock, flea!
Laga - Sep 11, 2007 2:39:40 pm PDT #2730 of 25496
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Hey Hivemind: once again I have managed to accidentally hit that clever combination of keys which shows all the formatting (spaces, paragraphs etc.) in Outlook. Would anybody pretty please be able to tell me how to turn it off? It's on both my work computers now. Doh!
edit: I fixed it all by myself! yay me!