Venture Brothers fans will appreciate the conversation Emmett and I had over breakfast at a sidewalk table.
Emmett: "I licked a doorknob once."
Me: "Yeuch! Don't do that. Not only is it covered with germs, but you're leaving spit on the doorknob. That's gross."
Emmett: "Dogs lick everything."
Me: "Including each others butts."
Emmett: "They don't lick each others butts. They
sniff
each others butts. They lick their own genitals. It's...a conundrum."