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Discussion of comics, graphic novels, and more. Except for capes. No capes!

Please use spoiler font for new releases until after the weekend following release.


Kalshane - Dec 08, 2012 1:33:20 pm PST #4444 of 5059
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Burton's movies featured a Batwing equipped with giant scissors and an army of penguins wearing rockets on their backs.

Point. I haven't watched those movies in ages. I just remember everyone being shocked at how "dark" they were because most non-comic folks were used to the 60's TV/Super Friends Batman.


amych - Dec 09, 2012 9:44:57 am PST #4445 of 5059
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Gail Simone has been fired from Batgirl: [link]

Which adds one more to the tally of JUST HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO GUT ME, DC?

edit: on the plus side, I apparently just introduced several of my non-fan twitter friends to the word "cockpunch". Go me?


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2012 12:39:24 pm PST #4446 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

By email, even:

As of Wednesday of last week, I was informed by an email from my new editor that I am no longer the writer of Batgirl.

There should be a rule about that. Phones, people!


amych - Dec 09, 2012 12:40:39 pm PST #4447 of 5059
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Srsly. Possibly worse than an email breakup.


Tom Scola - Dec 09, 2012 12:43:28 pm PST #4448 of 5059
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Yikes: [link]

@GailSimone did you not put enough women in refrigerators or something?

@themikecnelson Funny you should say that.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2012 2:07:21 pm PST #4449 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yikes indeed. Who do you fridge in Batgirl? I only read the first issue.


Kalshane - Dec 14, 2012 9:40:58 pm PST #4450 of 5059
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Just re-watched Alpha Male through Misplaced tonight.

Dick's "I don't want to be Batman - anymore." in Disordered... oof. Especially in light of what he ends up doing as Nightwing in Season 2.

Also, as much as I love Brent Spiner, his Joker in Revelation is just as lousy the second time around. (Though I blame part of it on the lines he was given.)


Tom Scola - Dec 15, 2012 2:50:03 pm PST #4451 of 5059
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Hey, Steph: [link]

It's for Vertigo, so using a whip to enforce the serial comma would probably be expected.


Steph L. - Dec 15, 2012 8:46:39 pm PST #4452 of 5059
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Heh. This requirement leaves me RIGHT OUT:

Must have the ability to communicate effectively and tactfully with managers and other levels of personnel.

Tactful, I ain't. That's why I'm an editor.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 16, 2012 4:24:26 am PST #4453 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I notice that tactful isn't a requirement for dealing with writers and artists. Hence Gail Simone finding out she was fired by e-mail.