Actual quease due to brain's attempt to resolve it into 3D resulting in major deformity.

New (very short) Dancing Deadpool vid: [link]

The Deadpool writers obviously weren't hired for their ability to dance (though they possibly were hired for the ability to pass as one another).

Oh my God the baby at the end.

So I just read the list of superheroes you want to fuck list with commentary. I decided to read it before the apology, just to see how it went down unseasoned. I'm trying to work out what other James Gunn stuff I might have read--for some reason him mentioning his petite girlfriend in the context of other people he wants to sleep with feels familiar, but that's probably not actually a distinguishing characteristic.

At the very least, no, if you're going to direct a comic book film, you shouldn't write that column at all. And really not like that. But it's not like he knew. So it's a bad thing to get the spotlight post hiring, and the apology seems decent. But the column isn't really that sexy. Or funny. Either of which seems like a good goal. Never mind both. As for satire, totally over my head.

Welp, reading that is going to save me $8.50 when Guardians of the Galaxy opens.

I'm seeing a lot of "Don't you know satire when you see it???" defences, and, well, if your satire is indistinguishable from an impression, how is it my fault that I don't know you'd never say something about fucking the gay out of a lesbian or slutty teenaged mothers in REAL life? Where's the satire flag?

The Hawkeye Initiative.

Poor sweetie. I would have chosen Nightwing, but talk about low hanging fruit.

In the fuckable hero poll results (I'm pretending the commentary doesn't exist--the list isn't anything I haven't done in my head (and sometimes online) most (If not all, not sure I'm going back to check) of the pictures of women are the normal leading with the butts and boobs/spines don't do that you can find in pretty much every DC/Marvel comic with a toss of a dart, but the men are quite unsurprisingly in powerful poses, not "Paint me like your French girls" we know and love--except Nightwing, He's got his back (His ass-who am I kidding? I might not be able to draw a focal point (don't ask why that came out as foecal), but I can spot 'em from pages away.

His firm, rounded, athletic ass is staring at you (it's at eye level), while he turns to talk over his shoulder, saying something entirely unmemorable.

Thank you D/C for trying to balance the scales. The playing field isn't remotely level, but with every new Nightbuttocks shot you're doing your bit.

That is the motivation, right?

In my head, Namor is the one-man Marvel Chippendale squad --is that accurate? If not, who is the man candy that gets posed for with the parallel androphile lechy gaze?

The Hawkeye Initiative.

Ahahaha, that's awesome.

Nightwing is, perhaps, the only character who is canonically able to do those poses, because of the flexibility and the acrobatics and the whatnot. Mostly the whatnot.

I believe "whatnot" translates to "fangirls". And I'm seriously okay with that.