That's just because he doesn't want to.
Or he's never been luxury liner angry.
Lydia: But you are a vampire. Spike: If I'm not, I'm gonna be pissed about drinking all that blood.
'Potential'
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Discussion of comics, graphic novels, and more. Except for capes. No capes!
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DavidS - Jun 22, 2012 7:51:48 am PDT #4190 of 5059
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Tom Scola - Jun 22, 2012 8:18:39 am PDT #4191 of 5059
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In Secret Wars I, he lifted a mountain.
DavidS - Jun 22, 2012 8:29:20 am PDT #4192 of 5059
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yeah, but can Hulk punch a hole in the space time continuum?
§ ita § - Jun 22, 2012 8:30:45 am PDT #4193 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
With Banner past puberty, I don't think he can generate that level of unadulterated pique.
DavidS - Jun 22, 2012 8:38:13 am PDT #4194 of 5059
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Teen Hulk is strongest one there is! He just wanted a Pepsi, but they wouldn't give it to him!
Tom Scola - Jun 22, 2012 8:47:11 am PDT #4195 of 5059
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 22, 2012 8:49:53 am PDT #4196 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
That was done back when she was in her ripped-hospital-gown-can-lift-40-tons phase. These days she's about as strong as Ben Grimm.
§ ita § - Jun 22, 2012 9:02:24 am PDT #4197 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Did anyone read those speech bubbles before they published it?
Frankenbuddha - Jun 22, 2012 10:12:06 am PDT #4198 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Matt Groening retired Life in Hell: [link]
I hate to say it, but I didn't even know he'd still been producing it. Still, the first several years of it were brilliant.
DavidS - Jun 22, 2012 12:10:32 pm PDT #4199 of 5059
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Matt Groening retired Life in Hell:
The Will and Abe cartoons are still my favorite.