That's just because he doesn't want to.
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
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§ ita § - Jun 22, 2012 6:07:56 am PDT #4189 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DavidS - Jun 22, 2012 7:51:48 am PDT #4190 of 5059
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That's just because he doesn't want to.
Or he's never been luxury liner angry.
Tom Scola - Jun 22, 2012 8:18:39 am PDT #4191 of 5059
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
In Secret Wars I, he lifted a mountain.
DavidS - Jun 22, 2012 8:29:20 am PDT #4192 of 5059
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yeah, but can Hulk punch a hole in the space time continuum?
§ ita § - Jun 22, 2012 8:30:45 am PDT #4193 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
With Banner past puberty, I don't think he can generate that level of unadulterated pique.
DavidS - Jun 22, 2012 8:38:13 am PDT #4194 of 5059
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Teen Hulk is strongest one there is! He just wanted a Pepsi, but they wouldn't give it to him!
Tom Scola - Jun 22, 2012 8:47:11 am PDT #4195 of 5059
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 22, 2012 8:49:53 am PDT #4196 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
That was done back when she was in her ripped-hospital-gown-can-lift-40-tons phase. These days she's about as strong as Ben Grimm.
§ ita § - Jun 22, 2012 9:02:24 am PDT #4197 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Did anyone read those speech bubbles before they published it?
Frankenbuddha - Jun 22, 2012 10:12:06 am PDT #4198 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Matt Groening retired Life in Hell: [link]
I hate to say it, but I didn't even know he'd still been producing it. Still, the first several years of it were brilliant.