You know, I realized with this issue that I actually do not give one damn about Twilight. Although I'm suddenly thinking that maybe Twilight is Edward Cullen. (No, I really didn't need to spoiler-font, but what the hell.)
The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?
Buffy ,'Chosen'
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Steph L. - Aug 08, 2009 8:53:53 pm PDT #2375 of 5059
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Polter-Cow - Aug 08, 2009 9:07:05 pm PDT #2376 of 5059
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hee. I like plots that go somewhere. And the season began by introducing a new villain and then promptly forgot about him for ages and ages, so I'm glad that a distinct adversary has returned, as opposed to the random conflict that's been driving the series for a while.
victor infante - Aug 09, 2009 4:32:57 am PDT #2377 of 5059
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
What's next? A new My Bloody Valentine CD? Jerry Lewis' THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED gets a Criterion DVD release?
Well, I'm not saying anything will come of it, but I know of studio talks regarding, "Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League." IJS.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 09, 2009 1:17:22 pm PDT #2378 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
As for Twillight, Ethan Rayne was an adept sorcerer who loved mayhem, had a grudge against Buffy, and was last seen being carted off by overconfident under-prepared US government types on Riley's order. IJS.
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2009 4:48:27 pm PDT #2379 of 5059
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Matt, I've been trying to figure out who it could be, and your theory is AWESOME.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 09, 2009 5:03:31 pm PDT #2380 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The only two candidates I can think of are Ethan and Doc, but Ethan fits the various clues we've seen about Twilight better. Doc doesn't strike me as an infiltrate-the-military-and-use-technology type of guy .
victor infante - Aug 09, 2009 5:06:12 pm PDT #2381 of 5059
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Isn't Ethan dead, as of near the beginning of the series? Of course, that could have been a ruse.
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2009 5:26:53 pm PDT #2382 of 5059
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Who's Doc ?
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 09, 2009 5:28:28 pm PDT #2383 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Joel Grey from "Forever" and "The Gift." The worshipper of Glory who helped bring Joyce back briefly and opened the gate that Buffy died to close .
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2009 5:34:03 pm PDT #2384 of 5059
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Oh!!! Right! I forgot all about him.