That sounds right up my alley. Thanks!
Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.
Willow ,'Bring On The Night'
Other Media 2: It's Astounishing!
Discussion of comics, graphic novels, and more. Except for capes. No capes!
Please use spoiler font for new releases until after the weekend following release.
-t - Nov 09, 2007 6:52:56 am PST #1001 of 5059
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
JenP - Nov 09, 2007 7:36:43 am PST #1002 of 5059
Oh! Glad I checked b.org before running errands. Am adding Blue Hen to the list.
chrismg - Nov 09, 2007 12:57:05 pm PST #1003 of 5059
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade
Well, here's my attempt at an Anya for Buffy 8.8:
Previously on Buffy Faith Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Faith: This is my flashback episode, and it's still all about Buffy.
Gigi: I'm going to kill Queen Elizabeth and RULE a world of trashy schoolgirl outfits!
Faith: Didn't we settle the "Elizabeth" thing last issue?
Giles: Faith! Faith, can you hear me? If you haven't dropped your earpiece into a glass of champagne, just listen! We're coming to--
Gimlet, son of Groin: Not with this thing we're not. No hammer time for you.
Faith: Trust me Gigi, older men are pigs.
Gigi: I had noticed.
Faith: They always do stuff like make you have important, emotional conversations while lounging around in the nude. Hand me that loofah, willya?
Buffy: Hi, Willow! What've you got on tap?
Willow: Hey, Buff-Buff. For today, I've got exposition on a background plot-thread, with a moral dilemma chaser.
Buffy:POOF
Willow:...with a side order of comical dismay.
Buffy: You better watch it, buster, or I'll vomit on your shoes again!
Roden: There's a joke here about catspaws and catfighting, but let's just jump to the action, shall we?
Gigi & Buffy: (Insert Christophe Beck action music here)
Faith(tackles): HEY! Nobody steals my fighting-Buffy music!
Buffy: Faith? Y'know, you'd look great covered in jumping-to-conclusions sauce!
Faith: I dreamed about killing you.
Buffy: Glub blub Leon gluggle blubub Noel
Captions: Do it. DO IT. DOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.....
Faith: SHUT UP CAPTIONS I WANT MY THOUGHT BALLOONS BACK!
Buffy: What? Wait, lets talk about this like sensible people.
Faith: ....I wish you'd disappear.
Buffy:POOF
Faith: .....
Faith: I WISH I HAD A BAZILLION GOLD PIECES!
Willow: And for dessert, a mis-timed rescue!
Buffy: After I finish horking my guts up I am so taking Giles out behind the woodshed.
Faith: I'm so tired, I could just lay down and....
Gigi: MY MASCARA YOU BITCH.
ETA:Spelling
Edited by DX to white-font spoilers until after the weekend.
chrismg - Nov 09, 2007 2:30:57 pm PST #1004 of 5059
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade
ACK ACK ACK!!!!
Sorry about that.
DXMachina - Nov 09, 2007 3:04:48 pm PST #1005 of 5059
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
No problem. Fortunately, you were clear enough in the first sentence about what it was, so I managed to avoid being spoiled myself while I was whiting it out.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 10, 2007 3:07:15 am PST #1006 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Astounishing: Huh. Joss actually made me like Scott. That "What else are you lying about?!?" ZZZZAP!!!! moment was made of awsome.
Steph L. - Nov 10, 2007 6:08:15 am PST #1007 of 5059
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Frankenbuddha, wasn't it? (Awesome, I mean.) Almost as good as when, many issues back, Colossus was back and Wolverine said "I got just two words for you, buddy," and then the following 2-page spread was Wolverine launched through the air.
And Kitty makes me laugh. Or, I should say, people's reactions to Kitty.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 10, 2007 6:51:40 am PST #1008 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
And Kitty makes me laugh. Or, I should say, people's reactions to Kitty.
Both, I think. Her and Emma definitely have a Willow & Cordelia thing going.
Also hilarious? "Have you looked the word "superhero" up? Like, Googled it or something?" and "Records indicate you might not mind a little discomfort in his case."
Steph L. - Nov 10, 2007 6:56:07 am PST #1009 of 5059
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
And Kitty makes me laugh. Or, I should say, people's reactions to Kitty.
Both, I think. Her and Emma definitely have a Willow & Cordelia thing going.
Totally. Though my biggest snerk moment was when Scott said, about Kitty, "I'd better go before Kitty tries to act again." Too funny. t edit And Colossus saying (thinking) "Is not courtroom drama, Katya." ::snerk::
SailAweigh - Nov 10, 2007 8:53:08 am PST #1010 of 5059
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Crap. Now I've got to go actually read my Astounshing, don't I?
Buffy: I didn't care much for Buffy being so quick to jump to conclusions about Faith, I saw it as being slightly OOC. Not that Buffy can't jump to conclusions, just that I saw season seven as doing much to repair the relationship between the two. Particularly after the Scythe was rescued and the fight in the Hellmouth. OTOH, it appears that Faith/Buffy interaction since season seven has been virtually nil, so it would be easy to fall back into old thought patterns. Plus, more or less told from Faith's POV, which we know from her internal monologue still struggles with her own perceptions of herself and can anyone say "transference?" Not at all happy with Giles. I want a Buffy/Giles smackdown, badly.