Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Jan 04, 2007 8:49:19 am PST #9941 of 10007
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

She should totally drop Walter (who at least is trying, but he just doesn't get her new life) and hook up with Henry! He was dorkily cute at their Halloween sushi lunch, but smoking hawt in that red sweater at the Xmas party.

No kidding. And I totally don't get her sister's love of Walter and the fact that she threw away Henry's message. Walter left her! My sister always seems to hold grudges against my exes for much longer than I do.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 8:49:50 am PST #9942 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The SO is a book-folder. I'm going to buy him one of those bookweight thingies from Levenger to see if I can make him stop. It was fine back when he was all, "Oh, I'm not a reader." But now that I've gotten him into my books (I used LoTR, back in the day) he's all through my library. Woes!

Heh. This used to be me growing up when I let my Dad read my comics.

"But...don't....you're....hey! Stop that!"


Kathy A - Jan 04, 2007 8:53:44 am PST #9943 of 10007
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm not claiming I'm the queen of keeping my books in virginal pristine condition--I set books facedown if I have to take a pause in reading them, I occasionally dogear my paperbacks if I can't find a bookmark/scrap of paper/remote/sleeping cat to mark my place, and I do fall asleep while reading and sometimes wake up to find the book has been slightly mangled while I dozed. But that whole folding books thing drives me up the wall!


beekaytee - Jan 04, 2007 9:02:02 am PST #9944 of 10007
Compassionately intolerant

I'm maniacal about not cracking spines. My fairly extensive library has nary a clue that I've ever read any of the books.

I feel a bit like Madam Pinse in the Hogwarts Library.


bon bon - Jan 04, 2007 9:04:01 am PST #9945 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ugly Betty: Henry has a beautiful smile. And I've seen the guy who plays Walter around the city, so I kind of want to root for him, but he's like the least likable person on the show! Given that nearly everyone is a villian, that's saying a lot, either about his inability to raise the character over "whiny parasite" or the fact that the writers don't care to write him anything good. (I also caught up with the NYE marathon and watched a bunch last night. His tantrum in the nice restaurant was unacceptable.)


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2007 9:06:05 am PST #9946 of 10007
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Betty/Henry 4EvAH!!!1!

She should totally drop Walter (who at least is trying, but he just doesn't get her new life) and hook up with Henry!

Walter *is* trying, and that's what makes it all complicated and shit -- it would be easier if he went back to SkankHo from the first episode.

He was dorkily cute at their Halloween sushi lunch, but smoking hawt in that red sweater at the Xmas party.

Right?!? Plus, he just looks SO enthralled with her. Everyone should have someone who looks enthralled with them like that.


Kathy A - Jan 04, 2007 9:06:45 am PST #9947 of 10007
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Beej, did you ever read this briliant fanfic about Madam Pince? "Desk Duty" is probably one of my favorite fanfics ever, because it so perfectly describes a librarian's point of view about her job and her charges (the books, not the patrons).


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2007 9:07:19 am PST #9948 of 10007
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

bon, re: your whitefont -- I KNOW!!!! That's what makes me have no hesitation voting him off the island.


§ ita § - Jan 04, 2007 9:11:05 am PST #9949 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks again, guys!

I was just catching up on TiVo (my life is glamourous like that), and first up is Dirt, in which a friend from krav is appearing, and I had closed captioning on.

When the words "Crumb McGuff" flashed across the screen, I had to rewind. Turns out Johann's character was saying "I know krav maga."

Poor deaf people.


Jesse - Jan 04, 2007 9:11:21 am PST #9950 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Right?!? Plus, he just looks SO enthralled with her. Everyone should have someone who looks enthralled with them like that.

Seriously. I would like a Henry for me, please.