The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jan 04, 2007 9:06:45 am PST #9947 of 10007
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Beej, did you ever read this briliant fanfic about Madam Pince? "Desk Duty" is probably one of my favorite fanfics ever, because it so perfectly describes a librarian's point of view about her job and her charges (the books, not the patrons).


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2007 9:07:19 am PST #9948 of 10007
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

bon, re: your whitefont -- I KNOW!!!! That's what makes me have no hesitation voting him off the island.


§ ita § - Jan 04, 2007 9:11:05 am PST #9949 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks again, guys!

I was just catching up on TiVo (my life is glamourous like that), and first up is Dirt, in which a friend from krav is appearing, and I had closed captioning on.

When the words "Crumb McGuff" flashed across the screen, I had to rewind. Turns out Johann's character was saying "I know krav maga."

Poor deaf people.


Jesse - Jan 04, 2007 9:11:21 am PST #9950 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Right?!? Plus, he just looks SO enthralled with her. Everyone should have someone who looks enthralled with them like that.

Seriously. I would like a Henry for me, please.


JZ - Jan 04, 2007 9:12:44 am PST #9951 of 10007
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, Kathy, that's a terrific bit of library fic, and I never would have found it on my own! Thanks so much for the link!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 04, 2007 9:19:55 am PST #9952 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Less than 50 to go...
The thread is almost dead...
Let's kill this sucker!


beth b - Jan 04, 2007 9:21:23 am PST #9953 of 10007
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Kathy - why wouldn't they just say something to you? That's so ungrownup. bah

Happy day ita!

and have you all seen this

[link]

really, I don't need any help opening my mail- unless they will pay the bills.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 9:23:02 am PST #9954 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Some want Clementines
I prefer literary
references, right?


§ ita § - Jan 04, 2007 9:23:07 am PST #9955 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nice piece on the OC cancellation--the writer's POV is pretty much mine.


flea - Jan 04, 2007 9:24:52 am PST #9956 of 10007
information libertarian

It is way way too
Early for Haiku, David
Shame on you, my friend.