"Are you saying Thomas Jefferson is a threat to America's values?"
Except, of course, I fear their answer would be "Yes." and then they'd give some reason Jefferson was actually in support of the terrorists, what with wanting to give the people so many rights and stuff, and that he should never been allowed to be one of the founding fathers.
Happy Birthday Shrift!
Congratulations Kat and Lori!
Jefferson is the troublemaker. Typical redhead.
I wonder what I'd have to swear on. Maybe a dictionary.
You can avow. No book needed.
Why do you hate America?
Because I have no cabana boys, no cake, and no SUV.
How do you expect me to adapt to this (sub) standard of living?
When I notarize stuff, I have people "affirm" instead of opening that can of worms.
Also, hover cars. We were
promised
hover cars. Stoopid 21st century.
Going back a short ways, I was reading the NYT story Nutty posted about the guys saving another guy who fell on the the NY subway tracks.
They had to lie down, think really thin, and let the train pass over them!!!!!
Who knew you could actually fit people under there. I thought that was only ever true in the movies.