Why do you hate America?
THIEF.
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Why do you hate America?
THIEF.
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Well, Yeah.
Jefferson is the troublemaker. Typical redhead.
I wonder what I'd have to swear on. Maybe a dictionary.
You can avow. No book needed.
Why do you hate America?
Because I have no cabana boys, no cake, and no SUV.
How do you expect me to adapt to this (sub) standard of living?
When I notarize stuff, I have people "affirm" instead of opening that can of worms.
Also, hover cars. We were promised hover cars. Stoopid 21st century.
Going back a short ways, I was reading the NYT story Nutty posted about the guys saving another guy who fell on the the NY subway tracks.
They had to lie down, think really thin, and let the train pass over them!!!!!
Who knew you could actually fit people under there. I thought that was only ever true in the movies.
So it's not the book but the belief that counts? I wonder what I'd have to swear on. Maybe a dictionary.
John Quincy Adams swore on a law book, and another president (can't remember who) swore in on, I believe, the Constitution.