Usually I am all for kink, but apparently that doesn't apply when there is the potential for maggots.
Reason #7 that shrift and Gil Grissom could never make with the booty.
Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight? Kaylee: Shows off your backside.
'Shindig'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Nov 17, 2006 9:16:14 am PST #910 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sean K - Nov 17, 2006 9:16:30 am PST #911 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Maybe he always wanted to Do It with a deer but was, reasonably, afraid of the strength and the pointy bits and the glavin.
So he's driving down the road... and he's all "hey!" and he just can't help himself.
Nope. Nope. Still not working for me. You're either very protective about what the penis (thank you, Gud) is inserted into/what gets inserted into the penis, or you are actively trying to remove yourself from the gene pool, and are possibly too stupid to even notice.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 17, 2006 9:17:24 am PST #912 of 10007
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
In fact, if it's possible, the hero of Dead/Alive probably winds up more doused with gory fluids than even Ash from the Evil Dead movies.
Combined.
While proving that a lawn mower works better than a chainsaw on zombies.
Jessica - Nov 17, 2006 9:17:39 am PST #913 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I only ever made it about twenty minutes into Dead Alive. It's pretty intensely disgusting.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 17, 2006 9:17:53 am PST #914 of 10007
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
or you are actively trying to remove yourself from the gene pool, and are possibly too stupid to even notice.
I'm all for this. I wish more dangerously stupid folks would be so courteous.
Steph L. - Nov 17, 2006 9:18:10 am PST #915 of 10007
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Am I the only guy whose life-long mission is to keep sharp and/or pointy objects away from there, and be incredibly selective about what things to touch with it?
"Now leave this gentle sasquatch - or wood ape - in peace so I can finally and at long last harvest this pathetic human's lower horn!"
Leela: "Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn."
Bender: "As usual! Woooo!"
Lrrr: "Mmm, this jerked chicken is good! I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked."
Bender: "It's used to it! Woooo!"
shrift - Nov 17, 2006 9:20:02 am PST #916 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Reason #7 that shrift and Gil Grissom could never make with the booty.
As long as he doesn't bring the maggots to bed with him, we could have a nice fling... and then I would shove him at Greg and tell him to wake up and smell the Blue Mountain.
Aims - Nov 17, 2006 9:20:46 am PST #917 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I would shove him at Greg
Before you shove him over here, make sure I'm done.
shrift - Nov 17, 2006 9:21:58 am PST #918 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I bet Greg would share.
Aims - Nov 17, 2006 9:22:34 am PST #919 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ok.
t goes to happy place