I only ever made it about twenty minutes into Dead Alive. It's pretty intensely disgusting.
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
or you are actively trying to remove yourself from the gene pool, and are possibly too stupid to even notice.
I'm all for this. I wish more dangerously stupid folks would be so courteous.
Am I the only guy whose life-long mission is to keep sharp and/or pointy objects away from there, and be incredibly selective about what things to touch with it?
"Now leave this gentle sasquatch - or wood ape - in peace so I can finally and at long last harvest this pathetic human's lower horn!"
Leela: "Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn."
Bender: "As usual! Woooo!"
Lrrr: "Mmm, this jerked chicken is good! I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked."
Bender: "It's used to it! Woooo!"
Reason #7 that shrift and Gil Grissom could never make with the booty.
As long as he doesn't bring the maggots to bed with him, we could have a nice fling... and then I would shove him at Greg and tell him to wake up and smell the Blue Mountain.
I would shove him at Greg
Before you shove him over here, make sure I'm done.
I bet Greg would share.
Ok.
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You'd have to wait until Greg was done with Nick, first.
No no no.
There is no Greg/Nick!!
Ok, I'm sure there is, but not in AimeeLand.
In AimeeLand, there is Gil, Greg, and Warrick with Aimee.
The good news: I was just offered a promotion and 4% raise (good because I just got a 5% raise in October)
The bad news: My last big crush just got engaged.
Well, weirdly, I'm so very happy for both of them (no, seriously!) but also sad for me because I feel like a reject. Not entirely rational, but still.
Maybe I'll try the match.com route, again.