I'm a big girl. Just tell me.

Inara ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Nov 17, 2006 9:17:39 am PST #913 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I only ever made it about twenty minutes into Dead Alive. It's pretty intensely disgusting.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 17, 2006 9:17:53 am PST #914 of 10007
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

or you are actively trying to remove yourself from the gene pool, and are possibly too stupid to even notice.

I'm all for this. I wish more dangerously stupid folks would be so courteous.


Steph L. - Nov 17, 2006 9:18:10 am PST #915 of 10007
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Am I the only guy whose life-long mission is to keep sharp and/or pointy objects away from there, and be incredibly selective about what things to touch with it?

"Now leave this gentle sasquatch - or wood ape - in peace so I can finally and at long last harvest this pathetic human's lower horn!"

Leela: "Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn."
Bender: "As usual! Woooo!"

Lrrr: "Mmm, this jerked chicken is good! I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked."
Bender: "It's used to it! Woooo!"


shrift - Nov 17, 2006 9:20:02 am PST #916 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Reason #7 that shrift and Gil Grissom could never make with the booty.

As long as he doesn't bring the maggots to bed with him, we could have a nice fling... and then I would shove him at Greg and tell him to wake up and smell the Blue Mountain.


Aims - Nov 17, 2006 9:20:46 am PST #917 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I would shove him at Greg

Before you shove him over here, make sure I'm done.


shrift - Nov 17, 2006 9:21:58 am PST #918 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I bet Greg would share.


Aims - Nov 17, 2006 9:22:34 am PST #919 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok.

t goes to happy place


Kathy A - Nov 17, 2006 9:24:14 am PST #920 of 10007
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

You'd have to wait until Greg was done with Nick, first.


Aims - Nov 17, 2006 9:27:25 am PST #921 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No no no.

There is no Greg/Nick!!

Ok, I'm sure there is, but not in AimeeLand.

In AimeeLand, there is Gil, Greg, and Warrick with Aimee.


Allyson - Nov 17, 2006 9:29:48 am PST #922 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The good news: I was just offered a promotion and 4% raise (good because I just got a 5% raise in October)

The bad news: My last big crush just got engaged.

Well, weirdly, I'm so very happy for both of them (no, seriously!) but also sad for me because I feel like a reject. Not entirely rational, but still.

Maybe I'll try the match.com route, again.