Am I the only guy whose life-long mission is to keep sharp and/or pointy objects away from there, and be incredibly selective about what things to touch with it?
"Now leave this gentle sasquatch - or wood ape - in peace so I can finally and at long last harvest this pathetic human's lower horn!"
Leela: "Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn."
Bender: "As usual! Woooo!"
Lrrr: "Mmm, this jerked chicken is good! I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked."
Bender: "It's used to it! Woooo!"
Reason #7 that shrift and Gil Grissom could never make with the booty.
As long as he doesn't bring the maggots to bed with him, we could have a nice fling... and then I would shove him at Greg and tell him to wake up and smell the Blue Mountain.
I would shove him at Greg
Before you shove him over here, make sure I'm done.
You'd have to wait until Greg was done with Nick, first.
No no no.
There is no Greg/Nick!!
Ok, I'm sure there is, but not in AimeeLand.
In AimeeLand, there is Gil, Greg, and Warrick with Aimee.
The good news: I was just offered a promotion and 4% raise (good because I just got a 5% raise in October)
The bad news: My last big crush just got engaged.
Well, weirdly, I'm so very happy for both of them (no, seriously!) but also sad for me because I feel like a reject. Not entirely rational, but still.
Maybe I'll try the match.com route, again.
I bet Greg would share.
Oh, Greg is definitely the sharing type.
Aiméeland, where the gentle camels frolic in the glavin and there is no Greg/Nick.
