I woke this morning with the two cats clinging to me like limpets, so I may be forgiven for my absence. Or at least they're considering revoking their disapproval.
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
The idea that the worst headache I've ever had would be a mild one to folks who suffer them much more frequently is appalling.
Seriously.
Actually, that's basically true of any bad thing in my life, honestly. I'm really ridiculously lucky.
The idea that the worst headache I've ever had would be a mild one to folks who suffer them much more frequently is appalling.
Seriously.
I've been at work for 2 hours and have already visited my favourite sites, checked my bloglines, read my friends' posts, and made another pot of tea.
Does this mean I should work now?
No.
There's only two of us here, so far we've chatted. I've opened the cards and giftees that were sitting on my desk. I was trying to talk my co-worker into taking alternate days off over the next couple, but she's not into it.
She probably doesn't want to be alone!
Probably not. Maybe tomorrow, I'll bring in Scrabble.
My boss just got in. For a minute, I had hopes she was taking days off, but apparently no. My new office is trouble, because now I'm so close to her!
I can't believe I have a 10am meeting. That shit ain't right.
Does this mean I should work now?
Depends. Do you have any? I kinda don't. Unless something hits my inbox, I'm going to be scraping for an hour's worth of busywork.
I mean, dude, do they want me to write porn at work?
Depends. Do you have any?
I have lots of work but I left my brain and motivation at home!