It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Dec 27, 2006 4:07:07 am PST #8184 of 10007
hip deep in pie

No.

There's only two of us here, so far we've chatted. I've opened the cards and giftees that were sitting on my desk. I was trying to talk my co-worker into taking alternate days off over the next couple, but she's not into it.


Megan E. - Dec 27, 2006 4:09:37 am PST #8185 of 10007

She probably doesn't want to be alone!


Sue - Dec 27, 2006 4:10:30 am PST #8186 of 10007
hip deep in pie

Probably not. Maybe tomorrow, I'll bring in Scrabble.


Jesse - Dec 27, 2006 4:29:06 am PST #8187 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My boss just got in. For a minute, I had hopes she was taking days off, but apparently no. My new office is trouble, because now I'm so close to her!

I can't believe I have a 10am meeting. That shit ain't right.


shrift - Dec 27, 2006 4:35:49 am PST #8188 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Does this mean I should work now?

Depends. Do you have any? I kinda don't. Unless something hits my inbox, I'm going to be scraping for an hour's worth of busywork.

I mean, dude, do they want me to write porn at work?


Megan E. - Dec 27, 2006 4:36:39 am PST #8189 of 10007

Depends. Do you have any?

I have lots of work but I left my brain and motivation at home!


Jesse - Dec 27, 2006 4:43:08 am PST #8190 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We are as one, Megan. There's plenty of work sitting right there, but....eh.


Megan E. - Dec 27, 2006 4:47:33 am PST #8191 of 10007

Glad to not be alone in my slothful procrastination.


shrift - Dec 27, 2006 4:48:01 am PST #8192 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I would love to trade you guys some work so I'd have a reason not to work on this documentation.

Maybe I can make some more spreadsheets.


Megan E. - Dec 27, 2006 4:51:50 am PST #8193 of 10007

I just stapled some stuff!

Time for a break.