Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.

'Shindig'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 11:25:19 am PST #7533 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wouldn't know wormwood on my own, but I'd like to think I could have picked it out of a list of four choices.


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2006 11:26:09 am PST #7534 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thank you, shrift! Now I can blank out the album and feel okay with it.

I may have some issues.

Now I have to peruse that list and feel ignorant.


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2006 11:27:42 am PST #7535 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Roombas Go Caroling

Someone hacked three Roombas and programed them to play Christmas Carrols in unison. They look so cute in their Santa hats....


Nutty - Dec 21, 2006 11:28:25 am PST #7536 of 10007
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hey! I did not make up the name brand. The name brand always existed...I just forgot to mention it up front.

Aha! Now the shoe is on the other foot!(*)

Foot size, location, oddities, and ownership to be specified upon request

I knew it was wormwood, but I thought there was some other name that happens when you turn wormwood into something you can drink.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Dec 21, 2006 11:29:39 am PST #7537 of 10007
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Well bugger that for a game of soilders.

Aw, that's cute. I haven't heard that phrase in ages.


Aims - Dec 21, 2006 11:30:10 am PST #7538 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I love that phrase!!


Allyson - Dec 21, 2006 11:31:57 am PST #7539 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Help! My mom gave me two pork loins to cook.

I've no idea how to cook a pork loin. So far I plugged them with garlic, doused them with white wine and olive oil, and shoved them in the oven at 375.

Um. Was I supposed to do something else with them?


Atropa - Dec 21, 2006 11:32:41 am PST #7540 of 10007
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

pinky vodka is so ADORABLE!

Isn't it? The fact that I like all the flavors/notes/whatever you want to call them that are added to it is just a bonus.

Yet, still vodka.

But, vodka tasty! Of course, I'm a heathen who doesn't like gin at all.


Gudanov - Dec 21, 2006 11:32:46 am PST #7541 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping

Chipping in on 2008 talk.

It's McCain for the Republicans. There's just nobody else in the field.

I'd say it's Obama, Hillary, or maybe Edwards for the dems. I think too many democrats think Hillary can't get elected. If Edwards does have a lady problem then that leaves Obama.

So Obama and McCain.


amych - Dec 21, 2006 11:33:06 am PST #7542 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

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