I would be there right now.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Dec 21, 2006 11:34:24 am PST #7543 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You guys are going to leave me alone with raw pig, aren't you?


Aims - Dec 21, 2006 11:36:01 am PST #7544 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You're fine, Allyson. I'd keep brushing it with the olive oil every little bit - like 15 minutes - and keep checking for doneness. Thermometer is good, if there is one.

Um...aren't you Jewish?


Allyson - Dec 21, 2006 11:47:15 am PST #7545 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Don't ask.

There's a huge santa display with a menorah in the middle. And now there is pig.

I think the last time there was roasted pig, Kristen has a nervous breakdown and I made gravy.

Speaking of pigs, I got a huge collection of pigs from Monique. I named one of them Kosher.

I have to wrap all kinds of crap, and my brother is supposed to be bringing me back an iced coffee.

Seekrit message to Jilli: Did you get the whole introduction thing?


Atropa - Dec 21, 2006 11:48:35 am PST #7546 of 10007
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Allyson, yes I did! There has been further communication, and a promise of even more communication after the holidays. Yay!


Allyson - Dec 21, 2006 11:57:03 am PST #7547 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh good! I was worried, and now, am not!


Kat - Dec 21, 2006 11:57:15 am PST #7548 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Jilli, I like vodka, but it's no gin. though that would be purty to drink.

Allyson, did you already start the chops? If not put a little bit of sugar on as a coating and start in a cold pan (according to Cook's Illustrated), heating it up. Then definitely use a meat thermometer to check it.


Allyson - Dec 21, 2006 11:58:27 am PST #7549 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Already started!

Brown sugar or white?


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2006 11:58:58 am PST #7550 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Happy Cephalopodmas Everyone!!!


JZ - Dec 21, 2006 12:01:19 pm PST #7551 of 10007
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Man, UPS can totally suck my cock. I am so frigging tired of waiting all day for this damn package. Matilda and I had errands to run, dammit! Well, I had errands to run and she had errands to sleep through; instead, we've been waiting and she has been resolutely Not Napping, and all I've managed to accomplish today (four minutes ago) is make lunch. The damn package got to the distribution center in Oakland at 6 this morning and still isn't on its way out for delivery. I'm gonna end up leaving to pick Emmett up this evening and thus conveniently miss it completely. Grr.


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2006 12:01:32 pm PST #7552 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not that it's in time to save poor Jewish Allyson, but that CI tip about the cold pan rocks. Makes good chops juicy better.

Frustrated tagging. Not sure how to get all of Buena Vista Social Club to show under one album in the "grouped with artwork" view when sorted by album.

::sigh::