Lee, you are a true friend. But, like Frodo and the ring, this is something I have to do myself, although you have helped me get this far Samwise.
Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
'Safe'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2006 1:34:37 pm PST #6546 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 15, 2006 1:34:37 pm PST #6547 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In 2000, the CPSC announced that over 150 children fell prey to Sky Dancer's helicopter-blade arms and erratic "Oh-Jesus-it's-chasing-me!" flying patterns.
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Injuries included scratched corneas and temporary blindness, mild concussions, broken ribs and teeth, and facial lacerations that required stitches.
What the hell did they make Sky Dancer out of, adamantium?
Dana - Dec 15, 2006 1:37:19 pm PST #6548 of 10007
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I still say the picture I picked was the cutest.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2006 1:45:49 pm PST #6549 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Another gank from LJ: Marksman called in to kill Kingston’s pigeons. It's not the article, which is mostly harmless, but the reader comments.
Connie Neil - Dec 15, 2006 1:50:11 pm PST #6550 of 10007
brillig
It's not the article, which is mostly harmless, but the reader comments.
I liked the ones that accused pigeons of being wizards of Satan, countered by people telling how pigeons saved their lives.
Theodosia - Dec 15, 2006 1:58:16 pm PST #6551 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
A pigeon bit my sister once.
sumi - Dec 15, 2006 2:01:14 pm PST #6552 of 10007
Art Crawl!!!
Gyllenhaal
En espanol? How would that be?
Theodosia - Dec 15, 2006 2:06:16 pm PST #6553 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Una paloma mordió a mi hermana una vez.
amych - Dec 15, 2006 2:10:36 pm PST #6554 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
¡snerk!
Aims - Dec 15, 2006 2:11:07 pm PST #6555 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
el snerko