Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2006 12:25:05 pm PST #6544 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yes, you do ita.

You have no idea what I go through for you people...I just finished answering provocateuse emails in Spanish, and now one of the chicks answered back! Dammit! I haven't taken Spanish in a long time. I'm totally cracking myself up reading out loud and dredging up grammar memories.

I know I'm really getting into character when I pronounce "Jake" as "Ha-keh." Dude. She meant Gyllenhaal.


Lee - Dec 15, 2006 1:15:25 pm PST #6545 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

If you want, I would could go through the photos for you.

It would be a burden, but I'm a giving kind of person.


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2006 1:34:37 pm PST #6546 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lee, you are a true friend. But, like Frodo and the ring, this is something I have to do myself, although you have helped me get this far Samwise.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 15, 2006 1:34:37 pm PST #6547 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In 2000, the CPSC announced that over 150 children fell prey to Sky Dancer's helicopter-blade arms and erratic "Oh-Jesus-it's-chasing-me!" flying patterns.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Injuries included scratched corneas and temporary blindness, mild concussions, broken ribs and teeth, and facial lacerations that required stitches.

What the hell did they make Sky Dancer out of, adamantium?


Dana - Dec 15, 2006 1:37:19 pm PST #6548 of 10007
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I still say the picture I picked was the cutest.


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2006 1:45:49 pm PST #6549 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Another gank from LJ: Marksman called in to kill Kingston’s pigeons. It's not the article, which is mostly harmless, but the reader comments.


Connie Neil - Dec 15, 2006 1:50:11 pm PST #6550 of 10007
brillig

It's not the article, which is mostly harmless, but the reader comments.

I liked the ones that accused pigeons of being wizards of Satan, countered by people telling how pigeons saved their lives.


Theodosia - Dec 15, 2006 1:58:16 pm PST #6551 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

A pigeon bit my sister once.


sumi - Dec 15, 2006 2:01:14 pm PST #6552 of 10007
Art Crawl!!!

Gyllenhaal

En espanol? How would that be?


Theodosia - Dec 15, 2006 2:06:16 pm PST #6553 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Una paloma mordió a mi hermana una vez.