Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.

'Shindig'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 12, 2006 1:25:35 pm PST #5835 of 10007
What is even happening?

I was reading about letters to Santa today. My favorite letter to Santa came from a lawyer's website:
Dear Santa: Define "good."
Hee! We made a candy stop at the 7-11 today, after torturing the children with flu shots. They had stockings with funny messages, like:

Dear Santa: Boys will be boys.

Dear Santa: I can explain everything.

I think there were four, in all. The one I liked best said something along the lines of, "The other kids are partly to blame," but that's not quite it.


bon bon - Dec 12, 2006 1:30:59 pm PST #5836 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

A bookend-- thank you!


Sue - Dec 12, 2006 2:13:59 pm PST #5837 of 10007
hip deep in pie

When I was little, the TV stations always used to play animated versions of the Little Mermaid (NOT the Disney verison) and Oscar Wilde's The Happy Prince back to backat Xmas. Oh what a fun night that was.


Jesse - Dec 12, 2006 2:21:14 pm PST #5838 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dagnabbit -- after several days of ignoring them, my cat just discovered the "toys" on the Christmas tree. We'll see if I can keep everything on there and away from his reach.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 3:02:14 pm PST #5839 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Am home now. The most exciting part of my journey home was that a man barked at me. We were walking towards each other on the sidewalk - he even changed his path to be closer to me - then he said, "Arf! Arf! Arf" in a somewhat high-pitched and very loud voice. Kinda' startled me. As I was walking away I heard him barking at someone else, which made me feel better that he handn't just singled me out.


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 3:10:46 pm PST #5840 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Photo of a bag of legal, medicinal marijuana: [link]

What's funny is the picture of Homer Simpson on the label.


Kathy A - Dec 12, 2006 3:16:49 pm PST #5841 of 10007
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

"These stockings," he grriiiinched, "are the first things to go!"

I love the animated Grinch!! Just waiting for Cindy Lou Who to show up...


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 3:17:09 pm PST #5842 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How to take a punch

Do these suggestions make sense?

eta:

How to Win a Street Fight


Kathy A - Dec 12, 2006 3:19:27 pm PST #5843 of 10007
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

"Santy Clause, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree, why?"


tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 3:21:00 pm PST #5844 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, does the Grinch lie to her to prevent her from sounding the alarm, or to avoid hurting her feelings? (I don't remember.)