Those carolers are likely being paid, you realize?
Oh yeah. I ain't singing for free.
Unless it's drunken karaoke.
Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!
Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Dec 12, 2006 8:43:02 am PST #5726 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Gudanov - Dec 12, 2006 8:43:37 am PST #5727 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping
That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.
Wouldn't soy products unlesbicize lesbians though?
Jessica - Dec 12, 2006 8:44:05 am PST #5728 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.
Wow. Just...wow.
(Not that I'm surprised, coming from WND, but still...)
tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 8:44:22 am PST #5729 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
'm tempted to follow in their wake and hand them implements of destruction--matches, fire extinguishes, whipped cream and the like.
If they're scientists, they could probably use some liquid nitrogen....
Glamcookie - Dec 12, 2006 8:46:18 am PST #5730 of 10007
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Waiting for the follow-up stories:
All Prius owners gay
Vegetarianism linked to homosexuality
Report: Coasts hotbeds of homo activity
sarameg - Dec 12, 2006 8:46:19 am PST #5731 of 10007
There is a time and place for carollers. My workplace is not one of them.
Jesse - Dec 12, 2006 8:49:30 am PST #5732 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wouldn't soy products unlesbicize lesbians though?
This is what I was wondering.
Sean K - Dec 12, 2006 8:51:14 am PST #5733 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I always liked caroling as a kid, but I just like singing.
Probably my favorite Christmas song is the Carol of the Bells, but I think I just like the irony of its minor key and that it sounds more like something that belongs in a horror movie.
Sometimes Christmas carols baffle me though. Best case in point, the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year."
There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories
of Christmases long long ago....
Um, who tells scary ghost stories at Christmas?
Connie Neil - Dec 12, 2006 8:51:33 am PST #5734 of 10007
brillig
they could probably use some liquid nitrogen....
Oh, yeah . . .
Aims - Dec 12, 2006 8:52:18 am PST #5735 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Um, who tells scary ghost stories at Christmas?
Charles Dickens.
Duh.