One day, I want to join one of Dickensonian caroling groups that wander the malls.
I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Xander ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Dec 12, 2006 8:39:49 am PST #5722 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dana - Dec 12, 2006 8:41:42 am PST #5723 of 10007
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Those carolers are likely being paid, you realize? I've been doing it since I was 15. Malls are usually better than Christmas parties. It's hard to sing over drunk people.
One year, we were caroling in the French Quarter on Christmas Day, and this woman came up with tears in her eyes to tell us how wonderful we were for doing this out of the goodness of our hearts. I don't remember if we shattered her faith in humanity or not.
Connie Neil - Dec 12, 2006 8:42:15 am PST #5724 of 10007
brillig
Allyson, these are drunk, singing scientists. You know how dangerous that is. Hell, there are even some engineers in the mix. Thank god the drinks are in the computer room, or they'd be setting fire to something.
I'm tempted to follow in their wake and hand them implements of destruction--matches, fire extinguishes, whipped cream and the like.
§ ita § - Dec 12, 2006 8:42:26 am PST #5725 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
carolling in groups is one of the only places I can rock out with abandon.
There is also the shower...
I don't hate carollers--I just hate the Christmas music that's most predominant. Singing about the weather and snowmen? Yuck. Please to sing about the baby Jesus.
Aims - Dec 12, 2006 8:43:02 am PST #5726 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Those carolers are likely being paid, you realize?
Oh yeah. I ain't singing for free.
Unless it's drunken karaoke.
Gudanov - Dec 12, 2006 8:43:37 am PST #5727 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping
That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.
Wouldn't soy products unlesbicize lesbians though?
Jessica - Dec 12, 2006 8:44:05 am PST #5728 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.
Wow. Just...wow.
(Not that I'm surprised, coming from WND, but still...)
tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 8:44:22 am PST #5729 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
'm tempted to follow in their wake and hand them implements of destruction--matches, fire extinguishes, whipped cream and the like.
If they're scientists, they could probably use some liquid nitrogen....
Glamcookie - Dec 12, 2006 8:46:18 am PST #5730 of 10007
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Waiting for the follow-up stories:
All Prius owners gay
Vegetarianism linked to homosexuality
Report: Coasts hotbeds of homo activity
sarameg - Dec 12, 2006 8:46:19 am PST #5731 of 10007
There is a time and place for carollers. My workplace is not one of them.