Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 16, 2006 4:59:44 am PST #537 of 10007
What is even happening?

Cashmere, thanks for the link to the DVD covers.

snerk
I'm keepin' track, Cindy.
You should, aurelia, because I truly was thinking of you the whole time.

You all had some freaky dreams. I used to dream like that. Those crazy nights, I do remember, in my youth.

Last night, I had some sort of dream that Scott and I (and possibly other people I know, but Scott is the only one I remember) were somewhere, in some building, but in separate rooms. I was in a hallway with a few women, and one of them said, "He's on his way. He'll be walking past, in a moment." When I asked who she was talking about, she said, "George Clooney."

And then he did. I said "Hi," in a really and totally starstruck way, and he returned the greeting with a million watt movie star smile. I was thinking to myself the whole time how stupid it was, how stupid I was, even as I was walking back to wherever Scott was. When I found him, I explained George Clooney was on the premises and that I was going to go look for him, and Scott said, "I knew that."

I'm no dream expert, but clearly this dream is meant to ensure me that when I get my chance to have a tawdry affair with gorgeous George, Scott will cheerfully mind the kids, and be a good sport about the whole thing. Right?

In other news, I finally got to watch my former crush David Letterman, in TLS show segment with Bill O'Reilly (thanks YouTube). If Letterman and Clooney appeared at my door, right now, I'd have a hard time choosing. I'm just sayin'...


tommyrot - Nov 16, 2006 5:03:33 am PST #538 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If Letterman and Clooney appeared at my door, right now, I'd have a hard time choosing.

Who says you have to choose?


Topic!Cindy - Nov 16, 2006 5:05:52 am PST #539 of 10007
What is even happening?

They do. They're both so possessive of me. It's a trial.


Beverly - Nov 16, 2006 5:13:36 am PST #540 of 10007
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

We did know that Deep Discount DVD has a 20% off sale through 11/18, right?

My shipment went out this morning.

To those of you trying to avoid this information, I do apologize.


shrift - Nov 16, 2006 5:22:45 am PST #541 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm borderline sociopathic in the morning. I want Dexter to drop by my cube with a box of donuts we won't eat just so we can exchange a look of OMGWTFNORMALPEOPLE.


Dana - Nov 16, 2006 5:25:36 am PST #542 of 10007
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Mmm, donuts.


shrift - Nov 16, 2006 5:37:27 am PST #543 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I had a ham and cheese croissant instead.


tommyrot - Nov 16, 2006 5:40:42 am PST #544 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There was a scone about a block away calling my name. So I had to get it and eat it.

Nummy....


Allyson - Nov 16, 2006 5:43:28 am PST #545 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

wah! I don't want to go to work. If work is somehow closed when I get there, I swear I will mop the floors. And get more editing done. Okay. Maybe I'll nap for a little while, but seriously, I'll be somewhat productive as well.

Maybe there will be some sort of deer emergency.


Consuela - Nov 16, 2006 5:46:00 am PST #546 of 10007
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I don't want to go to work either. Sadly I have a meeting this afternoon, and tons of other stuff to do. Joy.

In better news, it looks like I passed the first hurdle in the application process for this new job I've been tracking. The website says my resume has been forwarded to the hiring official. Yay! ::crosses fingers::