wah! I don't want to go to work. If work is somehow closed when I get there, I swear I will mop the floors. And get more editing done. Okay. Maybe I'll nap for a little while, but seriously, I'll be somewhat productive as well.

Maybe there will be some sort of deer emergency.

I don't want to go to work either. Sadly I have a meeting this afternoon, and tons of other stuff to do. Joy.

In better news, it looks like I passed the first hurdle in the application process for this new job I've been tracking. The website says my resume has been forwarded to the hiring official. Yay! ::crosses fingers::

I'm trying to make myself eat oatmeal at a bagel shop close to school so that I have some sustenance before work. I have to be there in 15 minutes, and I feel crummy. Go Team Immune System! Or not.

Weirdest celebrity dream lately? Just this morning...I dreamt that Maria Lark (the middle daughter on Medium) was jumping all over my bed while I tried to sleep. Odd.

Weirder, and chokingly maddening, still? OJ about to make an obscene (and I use that word purposely) amount of money for not!confessing on TV and in a new book. I'm so disgusted, I can't even link to the nypost story. I honestly could not believe it when I walked past the paper box on the way to the office this morning. I shouldn't be surprised, I suppose. But lord, I am sickened.

OK, this is weird. It's raining in my front yard but not my back yard.

Have another interview tomorrow. Yikes! I kind of figured this one was dead, but now I'm getting thrown to the higher-ups, which seems like it must be a good sign.

With my boss leaving, this all becomes so much more fraught, though. But we shall see.

Is it raining on your roof? Or only on half of it?

Deer Protest Lack of Salt Licks. 5 Engineers Held Hostage at Antlerpoint. Campus is Closed.

There was a scone about a block away calling my name. So I had to get it and eat it.

How mature was it?

It's raining in my front yard but not my back yard.

Is it raining frogs? Or blood?