YouTube ate my baby.

YouTube will change your shorts, change your life, turn you into a nine year-old Hindu boy and get rid of your wife.

How do we do it, how do we do it? Volume! Volume! Turn up the volume!

A question that has nothing to do with anything:

I know that Roombas are awesome, but are they good for people who have allergies? Or are they a light-traffic-only kind of vacuum?

Is gmail not working today? (Or is it just not working. . . for me?)

I'd love to see the Sim version of my Basselmation!

Johanna was just telling me that it is a bad idea to make Sim versions of your own pets. Since they eventually die.

It might just be a bad idea for Johanna, though.

HMOG, my information loop just blew up. People think I'm the one with all the answers. Um, NO.

Wild turkey stops traffic on Triborough bridge:

A small wild turkey wandered onto a busy bridge's toll plaza Tuesday afternoon, halting traffic for about 15 minutes as workers chased the fowl down.

No one knew how the 10-pound female bird ended up on the Triborough Bridge, which connects Manhattan, Queens and the Bronx. Metropolitan Transportation Authority Bridges and Tunnels officials received a call that there was a loose bird just before the start of the evening rush hour, and six officers chased it around the Manhattan toll plaza.

The frightened turkey skittered back and forth across the plaza, evading capture for 15 minutes. Bridge officers finally cornered it, and a construction worker snatched it.

MTA officials talked with state and city animal control authorities and released the turkey into a wooded area on nearby Wards Island, which has acres of open land inhabited by pheasants, rabbits, squirrels and chipmunks.

This is cool if you're a math geek.

While I was researching yesterdays post on Archimedes integration, one of the things I read reminded me of one of the stranger things about Greek and earlier math. They had a notion that the only valid fractions were unit fractions; that is, fractions whose numerator is 1. A fraction that was written with a numerator larger than one was considered wrong. Even today, if you look in a lot of math books, they use the term "vulgar fraction" for non-unit fractions.

Obviously, there are fractions other that 1/n. The way that they represented them is now known as Egyptian fractions. An Egyptian fraction is expressed as the sum of a finite set of unit fractions. So, for example, instead of writing the vulgar fraction 2/3, the Greeks would write "1/2 + 1/6".

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We don't know that much about the origins of Egyptian fractions. What we do know is that the earliest written record of their use is in an Egyptian scroll from roughly the 18th century BC, which is why they're known as Egyptian fractions.

That scroll, known as the Rhind Papyrus is one of the most fascinating things in the entire history of mathematics. It appears to be something along the lines of a textbook of Egyptian mathematics: a set of questions written roughly in the form of test questions, and fully worked answers. The scroll includes tables of fractions written in unit-fraction sum form, as well as numerous algebra (in roughly the equational reasoning form we use today!) and geometry problems. From the wording of the scroll, it's strongly implied that the author is recording techniques well-known by the mathematicians of the day, but kept secret from the masses. (What we would call mathematicians were part of the priestly class in Egypt, usually temple scribes. Things like advanced math were considered a sort of sacred mystery, reserved to the temples.)

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Mathematicians were part of the priestly class? Cool!

I go to bars way too much since I was expecting an article about a truck carrying the liquor.

Now if the headline had been "Captain Morgan stops traffic on Triborough bridge"...