::shoves neurons through computer::

Found 'em in a little baggie that was waaaaay back on the bottom shelf of the freezer. Quite a bit of freezer burn. Use at your own risk.

Can't sleep. Watching Christopher Titus on Comedy Central. Commercial on for "Guys Gone Wild." Suddenly I'm wondering, *guys*? When did the *guys* go wild?

Dude. I have HUGE love for Christopher Titus. The guy is singing my family's theme song.

Can't sleep. Watching Peacekeeper wars. No theme songs.

CSI theme song good, stolen.

I'm 37 years old. How can I still find more places to make sore?

(I meant theme song as in "Gosh, his comedy routine about his severely dysfunctional family is hitting just a leeeeetle bit too close to home." Not literally a *song.*)

Some of the Dysfunctional Families' Greatest Hits that Titus has pulled out that I know ALL the words to are as follows:

"When it comes to drinking and driving, my father's Obi-Wan Kenobi."

"For 30 years, my dad had beer IN the car, sometimes on tap!"

"We don't have home movies in my family; it's People's Exhibit A."

"My dad's from that era when you lived to 50, your heart exploded and that was that. You know when you cook bacon and you pour the grease into the can? My dad's the can!"

"My dad's third heart attack, he'd gotten so good at them, he decided to drive himself to the hospital because 'They won't let me smoke in the ambulance!' and 'You can't make a burger run.' "

"There's one in every family. When the police calls in the middle of the night and says, 'We've got a family member of yours under arrest,' and you know exactly who it is. In my family we have seven of those... And they are all my *Mom*!"

"My dad's third heart attack, he'd gotten so good at them, he decided to drive himself to the hospital because 'They won't let me smoke in the ambulance!' and 'You can't make a burger run.' "

Yep, that sounds like what I've heard of your dad.

I can't think of any show/movie that could do that for my family...but now I'm going to want to.

Okay, watching CSI. Why can't these vaunted experts spot simple damned masks & makeup job? Oy.

I don't have bananas or blueberries for breakfast tomorrow. And I need to be here at 8am for the cable guy. How early can I really run out?

Okay, watching CSI. Why can't these vaunted experts spot

Because, ita, on TV, crappy masks are always convincing, if they're made out of latex.

Also (cereal)?

CSI is really letting me down this year. What I've caught of the season so far seems like a very different show than the one I've been watching since half-way through the first season.

Ah, Tep found "Norman Rockwell is Bleeding" Which I still really liked, though my family is a*little* less fucked-up than that.

Was CSI new this week? I am very behind, but find myself not really caring.